A Night Out With Madea

So my mother decided she wanted to go to the store this afternoon. But realized this was Sunday and that the stores in fact close early. Instead we went to McDonalds and grabbed a bite to eat there and then finally moseyed to the post office and dropped off a letter and then to the Get Go to pick up a few snacks.

While we're at the Get Go, I asked my mom what she wanted and while she was making up her mind. I was looking at the store and noticed this guy. I'm thinking he looks familiar. So here's how the conversation went:

Bunny: Hey that kid looks like Mark (is what we'll call him)

Madea: Mark who??

Bunny: Mark Robinson.

Madea: MARK. RobinSON?????? O_o

Bunny: *scoffs* ugh, your nephew.

Madea: *pokerface* oooooohhhhhhh. Him.

Bunny: Yea I'm pretty sure that's him.

Madea: WHERE??? WHERE AT????

Bunny: He's coming out of the store now, Ma

Madea: what now?? O_o

(Mark & Madea notices each other)

Madea: OH HI HUNNIE =D I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE ^_^.

Mark: Hey Auntie. Really?? I didn't recognize you either

Bunny: *facepalm*


So after we chatted with him. She says:

DO I SEE ASS???

Mark: Huh? whaa??

Madea: DO I SEE ASS?? PULL YA DAMN PANTS UP BOY!!

Mark: *snatches pants up* See?? Fixed it.

Madea: You had better, don't want no one raping your little skinnty ass and then I'll have to kick your ass!

Mark: Aww no!! Ain't nobody gonna rape me, I got muscles *flexes*

Madea: Mm-HMM YEA RIGHT (ō_Ȏ )



So after that lovely experience which had me cracking up from laughter. I had picked up the snacks and a newspaper. The young guys and men who frequent up there a lot blasts their music so the whole county can hear. So Madea snaps and says:

WHAT THE HELL!? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH NOISE?? MUST THEY PLAY ALL THAT DUMB MUSIC SHIT SO LOUDLY!?? WE DON'T WANNA HEAR WHO SHOT WHAT AND WHO HAD SEX WITH WHAT SKANK—HELL!!

We're on our way home and was in a neighborhood at a stop light. My mom's talking to me and well here's what she said:



GOD DAMN!! DO THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GO TO SLEEP??

Bunny: Who??

Madea: Them birds!! Don't you hear em??

*birds chirping loudly at 11pm at night*

Madea: They talking so damned loud they interrupted my damn conversation!!!

Bunny: Whhaaatt?? *close to death of laughter* XD




Then once we finally got home, she attempted to take a nap. However the horrid hipsters came zooming through blasting their zulu music and now she's upset lol.

So as you all can see I had a lovely evening with my mom tonight :D hehehe.