Say It Isn't So!?

Well fellow moonies if you haven't heard the bad news by now, I'll try to break it to you as easy as I can....

I was checking my email minding my own business and I'm reading the newsletter I get from Nerdist News & TokyoPop. they have confirmed that the 20th Anniversary airing of the new Sailor Moon series is not only delayed but it might not air officially until the end of Next Year!!


The newsletter stated that one of the editors on the new Sailor Moon project accidentally had a slip of the tongue on twitter (of all places!) and said that the project had been delayed. It was also suggested at that time that it wouldn't air until the 2014 Winter season. The Kodansha editor Fumio Osano, also known as Osabu, tried to clarify his 140 character statement by saying that yes the anime is delayed and as for it coming out in 2014 that's a big maybe. I took it as that its a draw between this upcoming Winter season and sometime in 2014 and for all we know it may not be until 2015. Which to me is kind of sad and a disappointment and shows little professionalism in their regards.

You don't promise something and then don't produce it. Even if they had to make the first season 13 or 26 or so episodes. That's better than saying well not right now it'll be happening sometime soon. That's worst that procrastination. Not only did you announce it was coming out this year, but even went so far to say definitely this summer..I was super duper excited and planned to plan my summer around it but now it's sort of a bummer and I really don't know if I'll be excited when it comes out. I don't know fellow moonies. Maybe they'll get it together and figure out what they're doing exactly soon—hopefully...

Collector's Edition

So I found this gem whilst surfing the net lol.

This is Tonje

The now 28 or so year old woman saves used condoms and hangs them on the wall. With pictures too!!! But for her it's a fetish. I don't knock fetishes but my goodness. A used condom??

Honestly I can't stand that latex smell. It's horrid.


But at least she's a lover of condoms. So that makes me happy to celebrate her awesomeness this week!


Now if you want to make some extra cash, she will pay you for used condoms, too! More info here

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I Am NOT Dehydrated

You know. Honestly after this week I've fucking had it with men. They're so fucking retarded anymore it's not even funny. 

I'm tired of men assuming I'm "Thirsty" for attention. Dude no I'm not. I don't have a need for a dude and I'm so far from interested you got me so fucked up you need to go back to school and learn some shit. I don't care what it is! Learn something. 

Between the attitude of these wannabe aggressive men to the tons (and I do mean tons) of dick pics and cumshot pics. To even the attitude when I say I'm not interested. Like dude why would I be? You refer to every female as a thot, a bitch, a whore, she's thirsty, and disrespect her like she has to accept your dick. You have tons of kids by several different women and probably one on the way. You're selfish, rude, inconsiderate and have no manners or etiquette of whatsoever. But then get mad because I don't take you seriously?? Why should I?? You're already marketing yourself off as a top class clown. Why would I take you seriously?? 

I'm just tired of the extra crap. Like my plate is already full with stress with trying pay bills and get a better life for myself and hopefully invest in a better future. It doesn't require I take on a man and his luggage. Look I know we all come with baggage and I'm cool with that. But some of these dudes out here need to be at the airport, they have professionals working in that luggage claim game and are far more better at it than I. 

No I don't want a dude who has kids. I'm competing in a competition for his love and affection when I'm going to be the loser by default. He may not be a daddy to his kids. But I'll always be a second priority up against his kids. Plus I don't wanna compete with an ex or baby's mother. Like no. Keep that Brady Bunch Circus bullshit over there with you. I'm not interested in applying not even watching the show. Then this whole selfishness is crazy! You gotta have sex with him when he wants, gotta go out when he wants, gotta go piss when he wants, gotta go to work when he wants, keeps his money, doesn't want to help pay bills or for dates or even buy you a $1 store trinket. WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR?? You're selfish ass needs to be at home with your momma!! She the only who's gonna tolerate that dumb shit. Unless it's a stupid female. I may be blonde but I'm far from being stupid. Like they're stuck in this child thought process where a woman has to take care of them for the rest of their lives. Yes I understand that's how you grew up. But don't claim the man role if you're not going to be a man. The man is the provider, protector and the head of the family. But when you forsake those things then you're not a man you're fucking little ass kid. A grown one that needs a serious adjustment as soon as possible. 

However there are men who got their heads on straight and want to be that man. But they've married the wrong women, they're gay......or lately what I've encountered they're fucking confused. These are the men who have no kids, no crazy exes, has a decent job, own house (no apartment), own car and is like dreamboat of all sexual fantasies. However he's also the one who'll string you along, never text back, is always busy, or always has some lame excuse, he's just down right weird. Some are even grieving an ex, others are looking for greener pastures (like that'll ever happen) or sitting somewhere sulking and whining about being lonely and single. Like what besides killing myself for your attention should I hop in front of a moving bus while singing zippity-do-dah?? I feel that way with my current boo. After not talking to him (on his own accords) from December. He pops the hell up outta nowhere a week or two before my birthday last month and acts like nothing has happen. Or like those 4ish months were like two days or something. And I haven't seen him since my birthday. Last I talked to him he was angry because I was ranting about being hit on by guys and I don't know if he felt jealous or like e was in competition or what. Before that he was too busy to text me. But was blowing me the hell up when I was busy. You see that?? I shan't bother you whilst you're busy but fuck when I'm busy I better pick up the phone and be available right then and there for sex. Like get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. 

I'm tired of having the same result. You meet a guy, they all ask me the same dumb ass questions. 

•You married?? Gotta Boyfriend?? Or What??

•You got kids??

•Who/where you stay with/at?? 

Then it's like BAM—here's several selfies of my dick. I wanna fuck your raw and lick your toes and all this weird shit. 

Then when I voice I'm not interested. I've apparently wasted his time and how I'll regret it later because I'm losing out on the best opportunity that would ever bless me in my life EVER. Um, no. I think I'll be alright. I'm not looking for anyone. For the record hot pants you approached me. I had no interest from the get go just by looking at the dumb shit you post on your page and the vulgarity that comes out of your mouth. Plus you sporting your kids like they're accessories is a major turn off. Don't let some wild ass thot come outta nowhere and try to intimidate you on some dumb shit because she thinks you want her #MCM. Like bitch no, don't nobody want him but you. Hell he needs a Nobel peace prize for giving you a time of day!! 

This whole presumption of me being desperate for a man or giving off mixed singnals is crazy. Like please! I'm honest. It might be brutal, but I keep it 100. If I say I'm not interested from the get go don't get mad, be appreciative I didn't waste yours or mine time. I had a dude do that to me last year. For whole ass season dude had me thinking we were gonna hook up and be something. Then he dropped the dumbest shit I ever heard in my life. Saying he couldn't be with me because I've had previous sexual partners and that was going to mess up his relationship with his daughter (whom he rarely saw anyway and lived at least 15hours away). Like what?? Here I am falling in love with you, ready to pack my crap and move closer to you and start something. And he drops that shit in my lap, unfriended me and delete my number. Yet I happen upon his Facebook and he wrote this status about he likes this girl and wishes she'd move closer to him and how he doesn't wanna be single and all this shit (the same shit he said to me) well she ended up dissing his ass he tried to play it off. But here I am willing to do that and you tell me I'm not good enough. 

I think that's why I don't want a relationship. When you invest time into someone it's hard to move on to someone else. It's like going back to school to be tormented all over again. Or having to replace your order at a fast food joint because someone else fucked up. So I spend 4 or 6 months basically auditioning to be a girlfriend and I never get the chance because you've already assumed that there's someone else better than me or you believe there IS some else better than me. But you wanna fuck up my world and then kick me to the curb but as soon as I pick up all my pieces and glue myself back together here you come again to fuck it up all over again. It's like why?? You know you have no interest in investing a future with me or see me being more than just one of your part time fuck buddies. Like why, though?? But then if I see through your bullshit earlier on then you're mad at me because I'm not going to stand for it. No I'm not giving you my number, you're not gonna be stalking me or phone sexing me every time you get a chance or sending me pics of your dick. No I'm not telling you where I live so you can dew drop in when you feel like it. No I'm not going to allow you to make an assumption of me and not stand up for myself. And no I don't wanna hear how you think your different from all the other guys in the world yet your on that same fuck boy bullshit. 

No. 

I honestly would rather be single for my entire life span than to constantly allow men to come into my life and break me down until I'm useless, nothing and irreparable. No. I'm sorry. I can't allow that to happen. And I won't. I care too much about myself to allow that to happen. 

So in other words. No I'm not "thirsty" and I never will be. And if you're gonna assume anything.....assume I'm a lesbian. Just leave me be. My time is precious to me and I won't be wasting it anymore. 

Pigeon Shit

I Don't Owe You

Definitely Not A Fan

A Man's Faux Pas

I happen to come across this post in the midst of clearing out my drafts. I'm amazed that almost a year later I never posted it lol. But it is worth the read, so by all means read it.

So I meant to type this one up yesterday but I got so busy and preoccupied.

Anyway as you know I did my hair after what seemed like months of neglect and laziness lol (May 2013). Well I always notice I seem to get more attention from the guys when I do look girlier than usual. Which is ok, but it's not like I get a catch checking me out. It's always some baby who thinks my milk jugs are hypnotizing or some dirty old man who really needs to stop seriously.

Well I went into the Walgreens yesterday to pick up a few things. What I usually do with my hair during the day I leave it down so it doesn't get that ponytail permanent crease mark in my hair. My hair is just a blowing and dancing in the midsummer breeze. I walk into the store and noticed a new display of nail polish stickers/strips/appliques whatever you call them. This guy that works there that I've seen often was talking to this heavy set girl that also works there, who was doing that overly trying too hard laugh women do to get a man to like them lol. 

Anyway I just happen to look over in the direction they were standing because her laughing was getting annoying. So he looks at me, rambling and stopped talking to give me the biggest smile which I will admit was very attractive. I couldn't help but say to myself: 

Damn, last time a guy looked at me like that was when the mailman thought he was getting some goodies!

At first I felt awkward and uncomfortable. Then dismissed it because I was on a mission to do my nails dammit! Well the whole time I'm there at the store he followed me around and would grin like a Cheshire Cat. He even was bold enough to want to ring me out. Then I immediately got pissed off. Why?? Yes for some women they like that sort of thing or get excited. But for me at that moment, I was mad. Not only do I see you often at your job since its a place I frequent often. But even when I was trying to be nice and say hello or just be friendly. This dude acted like I wasn't allowed to shop at HIS Walgreens. Even when he rang me up before, he would barely tell me how much the bill was. Why when I flat iron my hair and wear it out do you suddenly become so talkative?? Then I had to wonder oh was my lounge pants and over size shirt too filthy or not good enough to you? I have to wear my hair out, put on make up and dress up to please you or even get you to have a conversation with me?? How shallow can you be? Talk about females and the nick-picking petty stuff they bring up, but men are far more worst. It's just more a faux pas instead. It may look good visually or have that visually appeasing appeal, but its far from the real thing.

If you can't accept a women when she's in her rawest form, but you can fall head over heels for a fake woman that wears heavy makeup and doesn't even have her own body or a soul for that matter. Women who put make up on are hiding their true form, and becoming a whole new person in the process. They're not the same people and that's not confidence. A lot of men don't seem to understand that. Those women are hiding behind their true form to create an optical illusion, so to speak. To me that's sad, it's even sadder that men fall for women like that.

If that's how men pick out women or that's how you get any man's attention. I'm sorry but I'm far from interested -_-.

Generational Misconduct

70's Karate Chop

One of my Facebook friends shared this video and I did to but I had to come and share it with you guys and dolls. By far the funniest yet most awesomenest thing I've seen in a long time. 

I don't care what anyone says, the 70's rocked!! By the way men were sexy as all get out with them bell bottms on OH MY GOODNESS what happened?? lol

1-800-SEARCH-ME

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When it comes to Search Engine Optimization, I know I'm not the only person in the world who get's the gist of it but has no clue what the hell it's really about all-in-one. Now I can honestly say I've gotten a lot more involved with it since I began blogging more and wanting to attract a bigger audience and broaden my out reach. However in the beginning it didn't mean anything to me and I posted what I want and continued my lousy job as a so-called blogger.

It wasn't until I decided to get back into blogging and I noticed that one post I did in my attempts before to make some money via online, that it became a success. The funny thing about the Rockabye post is that not only did I not know what I was writing about, but I half assed the post. I didn't research or go find out, I just wrote something. It's kind of sad in a way but what I couldn't understand then is why is this post more popular than all my other posts?? Especially all of those I put a lot of time, hard work and damn good effort in? I didn't know and couldn't figure it out, why? I knew nothing about it.  So I decided to research the topic and see exactly what it was I acted like I knew tons about. I did.

But I also felt bad because I had created a lousy post on something I didn't take time to research and kind of left it out there hanging in the air with a broken URL link and no other information to go along with it. I took the time out to try to correct it as much as possible. Within this process, started something even better, I not only fixed it to the best of my abilities but I also was able to give the people who liked the post a reason to come back via the Rockabye Deals. Also around the same time, blogger had updated there system and added a "search description" which at first made some sense but then on the same token it didn't. However I soon caught on that this was to attract readers to your site via SEO. I suck at that lol. I instead give a short summary that's long enough to still be found when someone searches for something. Now there are many ways and reasons people use SEO to their advantage and some are very successful at pulling in an audience that way. Then there are some people who use it with the full intention of doing so for their advantage but instead turn it into a disadvantage unintentionally. In this case, many bloggers who want to be heard or seen has mad many mistakes when it comes to using SEO.

I personally say it's a curse and a blessing at the same time. When you get really involved and take time out to use keywords, some of the words aren't very post friendly and if you focus on many topics like I do, or a specific topic like make up or latch-hooking or why pornography is a lucrative career, the keyword "car" isn't going to help your page and it'll be a fruitless effort to make it work. I'm just saying. It reminds me of a royal, snobbish-snooty hashtag. This site gives a good description on those who use SEO. Which is the truth, and I agree with it. However I can say it has been very helpful in my getting more people to visit my blog from all parts of the world. Thus meeting new people, and hopefully in the process having subscribers and a more popular blog....someday. However everything requires baby steps, and sometimes that's better because you can turn something you thought would be better into something even greater.

Hair Yoga pt. 2

Well I must admit that stretching a perm did work well for me and my hair came out nice. I'm a little disgusted I had to use a small portion of a second box of perm because the companies refuse to fill the jars all the way up. Plus I noticed this time around while I was perming it stripped a lot of my hair color away. You can see it up close but from a far it looks dark.


I'm pleased with the results and my hair straightened nicely this morning regardless of the whole talk about getting that frizzy unrelaxed relaxed look.


Then trying to style it, well I put it in its usual part, curled the ends a bit and tried to put it in a banana clip. Not only did it tangle up but it fought back like a black belt. I went in search of styles and either they were too complicated, not a good choice for my hair or meant for either shorter or longer hair. Thus I got fed up and put a headband on to call it a morning.


I couldn't sit here and wonder why there's so little to nothing on help with hairstyles for relaxed hair. Or hey even a hair type like mine. Since my hair is mixed, I don't have the best grade or texture but I don't need a full strength perm or anything because my hair is delicate. Even my hair line is different. So as I gazed across different hairstyles, I couldn't help but feel offended that every colored woman is screaming natural hair. I love it!! Don't get me wrong but I also know for me I can rock the natural style with my hair being way above my shoulders. We're talking short. Because then all I got to do is wash it and spritz and I got this awesome bed head of fluff curls. Worst part my roots will continuously be curly like that. But once I let it grow the longer it is the more it'll wave. Not only do I have two goings on, but my hair is fighting back and refusing to participate.


So maybe while I'm taking a break to collect myself for June I might decide to do a few posts on hair. I've been through everything!! Like the previous post my hair had gotten so damaged it stopped growing and I had this crazy looking do that could only be tamed by a short hair cut. I for one also know what its like to have untamed hair. It only parts itself and that's it, same spot every time. It's been doing it for YEARS!! But want to hold a curl, nope. Want some bangs, nope. Want a cute up do, how about a up don't in a downward motion?? Or a cow lick here, possibly maybe some static electricity over there. Don't get me started on my hair being tied in knots and secured with beeswax. Kinky twists are nice but not for that purpose. I ended up having to chop my hair off in a fit of a rage and frustration because it wouldn't come untangled and it hurt like hell. Which resulted in my two year long natural curl phase.


That's the only problem with going from extreme to extreme with your hair. The transitions and time to adjust are the pits. Growing hair from a boy cut sucks, going from a Bob to shoulder length sucks and now that mine is past my shoulders, yeah it sucks lol. The funny part about it is I've always had long hair prior to cutting it off, yet now I have not a clue what to do with it. I feel lost or maybe like in math class and trying to remember what happened last year. Just a foggy flashback of what may have beens.
I think for now I'll stick with my messy buns, impeccable pony tails and wild flowing dos until my hair grows a bit longer where I can do more with it. It's all worth in the end.


Unfortunately, I can't wait to wash it so I can trim my ends. They've gone all goofy and won't even straighten out any more. At least it's only a half an inch or an inch at the most. I think I make up the Hair Yoga technique and just remember to trim the ends when I do too.

A Panty Mishap

The other day when I went to the store. I had to take a brief potty break. 

Speaking of the potty. Why must the lights be automatic?? It's nice and fancy and all. But dammit after I get done cleaning up whoever pissed all over the seat before me and put down a safe barrier for my poor anus and vagina. By time I sit down to actually go. The lights go out! Fucks with me EVERY TIME!! 

Anyway. So while I peed in the dark and finished my duty (laugh now while you can). I get up, snatch the pants up you know the routine. Until I looked at excessively loud toilet flushing itself. I noticed something black on the ground. When I stared at this thing, staring back at me so seductively. It finally dawned on me as to what it was!

You see these sexy panties?? I've got a pair. They have a Bunny on the crotch, so yeah you know why they were brought. Anyway they come with the removable garter straps. Mine are a bit different from these and has see-through sheer strips in the front too that in vertically down. My garters have tied bows and ribbons galore. These pants are pretty kinky.... Don't judge me. 

Anyway so there lay my garter strap on the floor. I quickly snatched it up and went to reattach it the whole time thanking Allah that it didn't get flushed down the toilet. 

Well it happened again but luckily I was at home. Then I recalled why I hadn't wore them in a long time. The fact that I have to keep seductively touching the front and back of my thighs just to make sure they're still there or not is quite nerve wracking. I love them and think they're hella sexy but the process to keep my garters on is a bit much. I think we might lock them away for good now lol. 

Have any of you ladies had panty, garter or bra mishaps?? Did it go smoothly or turn out to be a natural disaster??

Misjudged

So I happen to get an email from Glassdor about available jobs in my area. Usually I delete the emails that offer jobs because its just depressing as hell to see all these available jobs but knowing I can't apply for them because I don't qualify or I don't have experience and a college degree. Then in some rare cases like today I check to see what they have to offer. 

Well one job was working at the bank as a customer service representative for selling services. No bank telling. I clicked in it and the job was no longer available even though it was just posted a few days ago. I got pissed immediately and went to change my subscription settings. I don't want to see bullshit and bar it fuck with my emotions for no reason. 

Well in the midst of being agitated I decided to job search. Not only did I not find any jobs close to home. I found one with a place called Vector who sells cutlery. Ok, we'll play their game of apply here and now and get an interview tomorrow crap. I applied and low and behold the woman calls me around 3pm. It all seemed good and was working fine. But there was something about this place that felt reminiscent of a past memory of fuckery.  

Well the woman asks if I can come in tonight at 7pm for the interview. Red flag shot up like a penis on heavy duty Viagra pills. Oh I see what you did there. I told her I couldn't commit to that and she's like why not its quick and easy, blah blah blah. I'm like I can see but I can't guarantee. Well she immediately got a twang of disgust in her voice and decided to give me an appointment for tomorrow at 10am and I need to be there at 9:45 to fill out paperwork, I need to dress professionally, come on time and how I'll be trained because experience isn't required. Too good to be true right??

Even though I reluctantly agreed, I still felt uneasy about this. It didn't seem right. I then decided to go look at the website. Now the cutlery they sell I've never heard of. Both websites not only lack in information but give more compliments to themselves of how awesome they are and how they know you want to buy at least something. Yeah something's totally wrong here. Well the more I read and got less and less I was taken aback because this felt all to déjà vu for me. 

Well then I checked the email she sent to me about when my appointment was going to be and time and other tidbits like directions and such. When I looked at the map she attached it wasn't of the location she was located. Matter of fact it was nowhere near there. The more I studied this map then it finally hit me!!

This place is the same one I applied to last year around this time. They told me they were located on the outskirts of where the one local mall is. Which is about 30-40mins away from me. The woman kept trying to get me to come out at 7pm or 8 or even 9pm. I'm like I can only do that it I have an address. She refused to give me an address! Said I needed to guarantee I was coming and would be there on time. I said no. Well she said she'd get her boss to call merge next day to convince me to come when they wanted me to come. I'm like no. Well she called but I refused to answer. I had done that game with them 3 times. That want me to say I'm coming to the interview before they give any information about themselves. Plus they were under a different name last year. And a different product as well. 

Not only am I tripped out I fell for the same bullshit twice. But I found out its a commission based job. I won't be getting $14 an hour like she said. I'll get $14 when I have a sell with someone. Oh yeah, we have to go door to door or via Skype or something and do live demonstrations of how awesome these knives are to get someone to possibly buy. What through me is they pay weekly. Like who wants to bust their ass for 5 days and only come out with $14?? 

Even though the opportunity is nice, the pay, things involved like going door to door and making little to no money on commission isn't worth it. Then the over aggressive nature of getting you to interview and meet everyone and get set up was a bit of a turn off and quite creepy. 

I think I misjudged this company and assumed it for the best. At least they sent me to the local office which is closer to me than the other. Unfortunately the lady will be getting a call tomorrow morning to tell her I won't be coming in. 

I need a job, not a commission based lemonade stand and I only get a small proportion. 

Nah I'm good!!

Size DOES Matter

I found this awesome blog post on Facebook and I knew I had to share it with all my wonderful ladies and girls out there struggling to not only accept themselves but be able to make society back the fuck off and say:

HEY! Girls with wide hips, big tits and tummy rolls galore are the one thing all men (and women) adore!

Click the image to read this awesome write!

50 Lesbians Doing Wrong

So I didn't want to steal the title. But in my usual check for email, I came across one that not only caught my attention but made me want to read more.

50 Things That Lesbians Need To Stop Doing is an article on AfterEllen.com. I must say that I am over the moon!!

Most of the things I cannot relate to or even say that my lesbian friends have done them or are capable of them. That wasn't why I got all excited. #26 got me all excited. 

26. Talking shit about bisexuals.

I can honestly say that throughout my whole experience whether being bi-curious or bisexual. I've always come across negative lesbians who felt well you're bi and that's fine but your not allowed to be a lesbian. Like its some secret cult you have to asked in and then you have to swear to never be attracted to nothing but women to get a membership card. What the hell?

I'm not trying to say that there aren't bisexual women who are literally confused and go back and forth like a ping pong ball. Yeah that's wrong and I agree that they shouldn't be doing that. The same goes for the bisexual men. However for this case, we talking about the women. I get offended when a lesbian woman automatically says I'm a flakey, confused and bisexual wannabe. I am not. I am not confused or slightly in the experimental stage honey. I am attracted to both men and women. I can even say I genuinely say that both give me a lady boner if I see one that tickles my fancy. Regardless of how feel about each. I can see a cute guy and say he's a hottie. I can see an attractive girl and say she's gorgeous and still get the same feeling for both. 

But it's hard to find fellow bisexuals where I live and it seems this city is more divided between gays and straights and nothing else and I think that's wrong. It's also unfair. I'm not straight or gay and quite honestly I don't want to be either. 

It seems to me there's more disregard for it in the gay community than oppose to the straight community. The straights are either ok with it or they're not. Gays want to act like they're embracing all big bear hug like the whole while stabbing you in the back and screaming how you don't belong in ancient gay tongue or something. It's ridiculous. 

I think more people need to not only be more considerate of the bisexuals but learn to accept that some of us just love both sexes. In my case I can also be classified as a pansexual because If I find you attractive yeah I'm totally going to tell you and even inform you of my future raping your hot sweet ass (lol).

Hopefully this can change and this will one be a future will bisexuals are not queer and misjudged all the time. 

Wooden Dildos

Ok so I was driving through the neighborhood and I happen to pass the place where you dump off garbage, recyclable materials and other things like wood and logs and other things to be thrown away. It's like a multipurpose dump for the city and the community its in.

Well they had these HUGE LOGS like unusually huge!! Call me a sick pervert but I'm like what if, WHAT IF, they made Dildos that big!! Imagine how much fun that would be!! Ladies, it's like seeing the biggest cock ever for the first time. That whole jaw-droppping moment.....yeah it was like that.

Then I pondered, whoa is there such a thing as wooden dildos???

Well I decided to google because this topic was getting the best of my curiosity.
Well I found quite a few things on it!! I must admit I was excited lol.


One store that sells them is in the UK. It's called Wooden Dildos. Is it wrong that I want the Dionysus and Hercules ones?? Hehehe


Anyway.

I found a website which I believe is a blog that gives a nice article on organic wooden dildos, that aren't so anatomically correct and look more like "odf objects" or strange paper weights if you ask me. Head on over to the DesignBoom to see how these wondrous things are made.


Now Private Woodwork has a nice selection of wooden dildos, some are quite similar to the ones on the DesignBoom. One thing that was really nice was that they offer a few key tips on how to pick a correct sized dildo, how to use it because one shouldn't stab the pussy to death that's a no-no. It also offers a few do's and don'ts,and definitely the proper way of cleaning the wooden dildo, because like all wood it can get bacteria and even carry an odor. Click the link above to check it out.

Side Note:  Private Woodwork also informs you that if you decide to use a veggie as a sex toy its not recommended to use it for anal stimulation because things like cucumbers lack a base and the bloody thing can possibly slip all the way up. OUCH!

Now the Smitten Kitten has a small selection of wooden dildos. These are a bit more elaborate than the other places above. The woods are different varieties instead of the default looking oak. I happen to fancy the darker wood. Reminds me of a redwood or mahogany. Unfortunately they're a bit more pricier than the others.


This one blew my mind!! Etsy has a huge selection! Well maybe not like mega-huge but it's pretty ginormous I'll say! Lol!! Not only do they have the good old fashioned ones. But they have colorful ones, I loved the rainbowed dildo and even the black one. The one I loved the most was the wooden strap on dildo. Ugh!! How cool is that!? There's even two tone colored ones and double ended ones that look like spindles from a stair case. Kinky!


Another place I found called NobEssence has a beautiful selection of woods. Actually I bet some of their dildos are absolutely gorgeous! Unfortunately they don't have an online store for purchasing one of these dildos. However they do have a list of online sellers and stores that have NobEssence dildos. One in particular is Eden Fantasy which is a good online store. Oh did I mention they have wooden cock rings?? Quite Fascinating!


The Wood Wang Workshop is another UK store that has a nice selection of dildos. A few of them I saw on Smitten Kitten and Etsy. However they have one I didn't see and that's a wooden dildo with a suction cup!! Uh!! I doubt it would have that holding power like a regular silicone or plastic dildo. But if I'm proven wrong, that's really something to set your sights (and vagina) on hehehe. Another awesome one is the wooden vibrator!! Would it be wrong to name it The Jackhammering Lumber Jack??


There's a place called Secrotica that has a small but unique selection of wooden dildos. These are so awesome some have testicles and the others got legs.....mmm-hmmm!! I don't know what's better, the 19 inched cock or that they look amazingly enticing!! At least they have free shipping.



But the best thing I saw by far about wooden dildos is this wild lawsuit between two lawyers; one refused to attend this naked retreat of penis groping, and passing around a wooden dildo. Poor guy not only got his pay docked, but got in trouble for trying to use his mama as an excuse to not attend such said manly fondly seminar. Instead of call it a Man's Retreat, they should've named it Pass That Dutch. It's hilarious when you read some of the nonsense that went on.


All in all I must after browsing the internet, I was concerned that this was a make believe thing. Because the whole thing that the wood could break or crack or even splinter into the vagina and lord knows elsewhere is a scary thing. But I guess all things come like, Glass Dildos scare ne because they're made of Pyrex glass and recently its been known to break or shatter into a million pieces. If such a thing happened, all the tampon and pad companies would need to make a diaper!! Even more perplexing is how do you explain at the emergency room why your vagina is filled with splinters and broken glass??

Oh, oh that?? Well my vagina is pretty badass it's in like 3 gangs and unfortunately got into a gang war tonight....which I had nothing to do with. I'm just as shock as you are doctor.

So tell me, do any of you own a wooden dildo or vibrator?? Do you like it?? And if you don't would you consider purchasing one??



Unfortunately a wooden vagina has not been made yet. Maybe in the near future this shall change lol.

So Apparently this is the first Sex Machine made out of wood. Imagine your ancestors getting a thrill off this thing lol. 

Rub It In My Flesh Baby

Well I made a break through this morning and I'm honestly surprised and yet I'm pissed.

A few or even several months ago, I lost my earrings. Unfortunately I didn't have any permanent replacements. Actually I'll go so far to say that the last time I had earrings in was maybe November, December at the latest. I left them out. I would use an earring that didn't have w mate to poke the holes and keep them from closing all the way.

Well this one particular time when I went through the ritual of keeping my ear holes open, they all opened excepted for my left second and third holes. So I didn't get worried about it because this has happened before and I was always able to open them up. I said whatever and said to myself I'd worry about it later. Later came and I still couldn't get them in. I tried again and still nothing. So now I'm panicking at the thought my ear holes has closed up. But I'm left baffled because it's just these two douchewaffles that are being insubordinate.

For weeks I've been working to get them open. I've tried numerous things and nothing work. I was taken aback at how hard this was and even when I googled for how-tos and what-to-dos I still came up empty handed.

While I was out a couple weeks ago, I was in the dollar store and notice they had this set of sewing needles in various sizes. I thought that it could possibly work since they would be sharper and more easier to handle. After I did my hair I wanted to put in some earrings because it has been a hood while since I had some in. Well I lolligagged and decided to give it a ho this morning. One thing that was unusual was that every time I tried to force something in the hole, I always hit this painful nerve. What tripped me out was that peculiar feeling was never there and wasn't when I got it pierced the first time four years ago. Yet I was persistent and I headed on.

The second bled a little bit buy after some force, I finally got it through. The third hole took a few jabs and pokes until I got them both through. Thankfully I used Vaseline to protect the ear and then sprayed on some Neosporin on all my ear lobe piercings. Then twisted the mismatch earrings in the hole so it wouldn't close around them. After all that I needed to go lay down and have another nap!!

They're swollen a bit and its slightly painful, more annoying than it is pain. What I would like to do is change the earrings because these are those supposed hypoallergenic but they're not. More like infectious little bastards from hell. And thank goodness I cut my nails down, that helped a lot too lol. The funny thing to all this is, I want a fourth hole, even knowing I can have the same problems like I did with all the others. I still want one. Hmm, there's something nice about a painful pleasure.

It Doesn't Hurt To Speak

My parents would always tell me as a kid that it doesn't hurt to say say hello to someone and even go so far and ask them about their day.

For a long time I never understood this. It seemed silly to speak to people you didn't know very well, more or less strangers and hope for a positive outcome. I was always reluctant about doing so and tried my best to avoid such situations. Then I would wonder well why do I have to be the one to initiate some type of greeting?? Why can't the stranger do it at some point?? I wondered that quite often.

It wasn't until I got older like in my teens and early twenties where that finally made sense. It's not the outcome that matters or if the stranger will be positive and receptive. It's about showing compassion for your fellow human and being able to say that not only do you want to be a better human being. You show it by putting those words and wants into actions. That makes you for a better person. I learned to live by that rule in college especially.

Unfortunately I also learned that sometimes, it does hurt to speak. It's so bothersome to some people that they go out their way to make you look like an ass and enjoy every single moment of it. They take great pride and pleasure in making it a miserable experience. You know what I'm talking about the whole staring at you, walking past you in the street or make you stand there talking to yourself like a moron. In one since its sad but you've also got to learn to cut your losses.

It seems like nowadays with the way people act. You say hello and you're either getting cussed out, ignored or being ask whats your favorite sex position.

But I find it odd when a person you see daily can speak to one person and not the other. I do find it rude but it bewilders me because how do you look at two people and only say hello to one of them??

Better yet how does one determine that they won't speak to someone just based on appearance or because of something petty or silly.

Well for me I try not to get too friendly and if someone says hello to me, I say hello and ask them how they're day is and try to give a smile. I even try my best to say please and thank you. Most of the time I people watch. If they seem to be staring heavily, then I say hello and wave briskly. Just to throw them off and make them feel uncomfortable and then partially guilty.

Maybe one day we as people will become more friendly amongst each other. Hopefully then we can speak and say hello and be ...... Well be genuine about it.

Finding Juliet

Ok, I sort of met this guy. For now we'll call him Dell.

He wasn't someone I would immediately be attracted to, and him being a Leo left me very unsure.

Yet when it all came together, we are by far more compatible than I would have ever imagine. He's not very handsome, but he has a nice smile and a please disposition (so far at least). He seems to know what he want and is man enough to say so. No beating around the bush or making same lame story up.

He has a job, nothing fancy but a job is a job. He's ambitious, smart and one of very few guys I can have an intellectual conversation with. He seems quiet and to himself, and wants more out of life than whatever's given to us by default.

Believe it or not, he didn't get creeper out when I said I never had a relationship with a guy before. Didn't hesitate when I mentioned my bisexuality. He said he doesn't want to rush me, and most of all sex wasn't apart of any of our conversations.

The more contemplate this and wonder. Can I really make it work with a Leo?? Even though I wasn't looking for him, could he have possibly been looking for me?? But even though all this seems and feels too good to be true, I must admit I'm hesitated and my heart is wary and uncertain. I want to, I want to see what it could be like. Yet my heart and my mind says, "Remember what happen last time??" Then there are those "things" that make me feel really inadequate. It makes be self conscious, lose what little confidence I do have and wonder if there's someone out there better than me for him. Then I say to myself, how I must be kidding myself...how is this going to work? There's also a few things about him that rub me the wrong way, but for some odd reason I've learned to get past them. Just like accepting he's a Leo...

I've heard a lot of people say ne wary of those who want to rush into things. But....what if this didn't feel like the others?? Where it doesn't feel like a scam or that there's a strong possibility that I might be taken advantage of?? What if this turns out to be the best thing that's ever happen to me??

Still, I'm reluctant and uneasy about all this. I said I was giving up after all and throwing in all the towels. Have I possibly spoken too soon?? Last time my Romeo didn't pick me to be Juliet; neither did my Ramona or her sidekick. It left me jaded and unhappy. Well there's only so much rejection one can take before you reach a breaking point. Yet my curiosity is peaked and I want to find out, I want to know what its like.

Trial and error is the way you make mistakes, learn some lessons, gain some wisdom and most importantly grow into a better, different and stronger person each day.

I think, I'll see what happens. Give him my number....maybe. Hmph, what's the worst that could happen?? Oh yeah, I can get attached and be rejected all over again. But I can't help but believe his words. No truer words have ever been spoken to me by a man.

I just hope that if I decide to take this leap of faith this time, my parachute opens up when he changes his mind about catching me.

My Little Pony Baby Pony Talk

So last night while I was browsing about Facebook I came across a post from Princess Cadence of a new pony baby.

Not only was the doll adorably cute as they all are. However this one hit home a bit much. SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE CADENCE!!! Pink, purply blonde hair and those adorable accents that makes her an alicorn! So I immediately thought she was Shining Armor and Cadence's little bundle of epic cuteness. Up until I googled it this morning and everybrony on the net is talking about how she is possibly related to the royal line but no one can figure out how. They went so far to say she's Celestia's baby from some unknown baby daddy colt lol. So we don't know much about this bundle of joy but I can bet that we'll be seeing a lot if her in season four.

SN: Whatever happened to the Baby Cakes??? I miss them :(

On to topic two.


Now I'm no Apple Family expert but in the midst of looking for all things Princess Skyla, this one popped up and showed a little cute pony just like her, named Apple Sprout. She look familiar and I dismissed it at first. Then OH MY GAWD why did I immediately think she was Big Mac and Fluttershy's baby!!!!! So I googled her and all I found was a few blank flanks that bronies may have honored with a name and then the one that came up was yellow with this carrot top like hair.




Hmm.......what will season four bring us?? Last time they showed plenty of Alicorn Twilight merchandise and low and behold we get a new princess. Maybe there will be a big old baby pony boom on the show and the mane six get married or hooked up (hence that little Apple Sprout pony that looks like Flutter but is strong like Big Mac ;D). Well either way lets hope this season is much more exciting than the last :p.