Zombie Dildo...

As you guys and dolls know I find the most interesting things at night...WHY I don't know but it's totally worth it like this particular case.

So I happen to be on someone's tumblr just browsing, and I come across this post with a picture of (yes you guessed it) a Zombie Dildo. Not only did I laugh at the thought of it, it was the fact that some company actually made this and there's some one out there even more insane to buy it and have sex with it!!

Well so I googled because my curiosity was sent into over drive lol.

Not only did I find it for a little over $70 on Amazon, I found out that it's also sold on Eden Fantasy. Oh no here's the kicker kids, The company that makes the one you see in the picture and that's sold on amazon has other kinds too like Alien, Cyborg and Frankenstein!!

What is this world coming to?? lol

I personally don' think I could actually come to terms and try something like that, like geez give me a regular old dildo and let's call it a day ok!! LOL

Now if you thought that was a real treat, check out the top 10 Most Bizarre Sex Toys. The Japanese Doll threw me for a loop!

Channing All Over Your Tatum

This song totally gave me a tonight

Sorry! lol

The Free Xone

Ladies, Nowadays It's Ok To Be Single

Not To Be A Total Pervert Douche, But...

This Nipple Ring is very pretty ^_^ I see a bunch of pretty ones on Body Candy. I think the nipple shields are ADORABLE!!!

Would I?? Yes, someday I probably will lol. 
Why?? I think of piercings as body art and decorations, not just for fetishes or peer-pressure.
When?? Hmm, I dunno....maybe around or on my 30th I'll get another piercing or 20 ;D haha

Them Like To Move It

Shame you can tell who the virgins are just by their pelvic thrusts XD

This Is Why I Hate Driving

I don't know maybe its where I live, but there's always an issue when it comes to driving. Look at the picture. There are 3 different lanes and ones causing a traffic jam for opposing traffic.

The sad part is those that have blinking light atop their vehicle they use them to get ahead of you in traffic. Not even the traffic lights and signs help.

抹茶アイスクリーム| Matcha aisu kurīmu | Green Tea Ice Cream

Those of you that know me, know how I am when it comes to certain things. If you didn't know, you're welcome for that curve ball just now lol. 

For the past two years I've had a craving for green tea ice cream. I've been looking for a store or any place really, that possibly sold it. Whether it was by Häagen-Dazs or another brand totally, that didn't matter. I wanted it after seeing it in an Häagen-Dazs parody in the anime The Wallflower.

So, thus I looked and searched and called many, many places but to no avail I didn't find not even one scoop of it. I said I wouldn't give up because if they can sell all these kooky and strange ass flavors, SOMEBODY HAS TO HAVE GREEN TEA ICE CREAM!!

Well I happen a long an Ice Cream parlor in a neighboring town. I'm sort of reluctant to go to because I hate to be disappointed in going all the way there for a trip and they don't have it or find out that they never had it to begin with. That's the one thing I hate the ice cream parlors so much, either they change the flavors too often to keep up with or they'll say they have Strawberry and you find out they never carried that flavored at all!!

Well a few weeks ago while I went out to get gas and pick up a few groceries from the store. I happen to decide that evening that me and mama should totally share some ice cream and while I was looking for her favorite. I ended up not finding it. So I thought maybe I can find a good replacement. While I was eying the different types and varieties of ice cream. One just stood out so much it felt like I got bitch slapped!

  

There it was, those very words I looked for FOREVER! In this cute box just screaming at me! I couldn't help but snatch up the box and read about it because I had never seen nor come across such a thing before. It was Mochi Ice Cream balls. In my recollection, I remembered seeing the word Mochi before but couldn't really recall where though. In the midst of being uber excited I snatched up the box and decided to take it home.

When I got home, I happy opened the box and there was this ice cube like tray, with six mochi balls lightly covered in flour. With my crazy self thinking it's like a ice cream cake or similar pastry, I poked the one mochi with my spoon and nothing happened. Dumbfounded I sat there a good 5 minutes poking the poor thing wondering how this is suppose to be ate. When I finally got a pike in it, not only did the outside turn into this rubbery goo, it didn't taste too good to me either lol. In the midst of eating the inside my mama screams she wants one. So, you know sharing is caring! I gave her one in a little bowl. What happened next was by far the funniest thing ever!


My mom spazed out and says:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS THING?! IT'S FIGHTING ME BACK?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DON'T LIKE IT! OH MY GAWD IT'S SO GROSS!!!! EEEWWWWW!!!!!

No, No. The other 4 are yours.....I don't want any more.

I died a little bit on the inside, even now it tickles the shit out of me. I think what was wrong is that by time I got home they had lost their solid texture. Which resulted them in becoming rubbery and losing deliciousness face lol. Believe it or not I did like the ice cream and I would honestly love to try again! I would also like to try the other flavors, it would take a lot for me to try the red bean ice cream I do believe. Also we can put that on the Bunny List  too lol.

I think until I either make my own ice cream or finally find it in some godforsaken place, I'll have to be contented with the Mochi. Plus I like feeling culturally closer to my people. Maybe one day in the summer I'll have my Bento lunch that'll include Udon or Miso Soup with Mochi Ice Cream while sitting in a make-shift yukata listening to Kamisama Onegai by Hanae. Plus I may see what other Nippon Ice Creams I can find to try out too!

That Wasn't An Asteroid...

Bunny's Got A Secret ;)