A Kiss Of Divinity

It's that trickling whisper that engages my ear.

The poisoned sweetness  

That intertwines with my innocent mind  

Luscious Red Lips, that call his name  

The way he draws my jawline, neckline and collarbone  

Perfectly, endogenous contour lines  

There it is—  

BITE ME!  

Now call me Divine...

The Condom USB Flash Drive

So while browsing the interweb the other night, in the midst for looking for pictures, I came across this awesome picture here.

Yes is it a condom but it is a USB flash/zip drive. It's not to be used for sex, it's just the shape of a condom not a real one lol.

I thought how awesome is this! Unfortunately the website I found this on, didn't have much information on it. I ended up having to have to Google and I found another site that gave a direct link to the supposed artist. Except, there was a similar design there, but not the same so I wondered if he was the true creator or not.

So where oh where would one get something as awesome as this?? Imagine all the envious college blokes when they break out their cute or unusual or memorabilia theme USBs. Here you are with an awesome one that looks like a condom!! I honestly would be impressed!


I found that Amazon has one that looks more like a durex knock off. Unfortunately kids, it's currently out of stock. I really couldn't find much on it, but I did find out that Alibaba sells it in large quantities. It's a cute novelty item but honestly I doubt I need 100 useless condoms--literally!! However I do think that this would be a cute Condom Week pass out for those that have big events or college boosts or awareness meetings, you know??

I did come across a few others that were absolute amusing, but not as much as the unrolled condom USB drive. Not only does it come colorful but it has a built in stand like feature where you can prop it up and have people questions what it was. It's also available on Alibaba as well, yes in large quantities lol.


None took the cake, or could even top the cake I should say such as the condom USB above as did the CONDOM MADE FOR USBs. Yes you read that correctly! Someone inventing a condom that you slip on your USB flash/zip drive and plug it in the computer. What's its use you ask? Well it's to protect your little portable hard drive from catching a wild Computer STD from public places like coffee shops and restaurants who have WiFi availability. So it's been said that sometimes a lot of computer hackers go to these public places with free WiFi and throw out a few viruses and STDs to either attach onto your computer and cause a melt down or even go as far as to snatch up important information. However I can't say if it's true or not, and if the bloody thing does end up with a virus of some sort usually you can just format it again. I can't honestly say I would buy the thing, because it was so small and can be lost quite easily.

Either way I would feel sorry for the gentle who has that one above and happens to be in a hot compromising situation and no REAL condoms to use—BUMMER!

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In any case Ririchiyo is my favorite Tsundere!!
Whatever she's fiesty and adorable :).
She's from Inu x Boku SS.

The Oral Sex .... Fact Sheet!?

So I came across this awesomeness while I was searching for the proper way of putting on a condom (which you can find out how here). I thought it was a good fact sheet to keep in mind and keep handy. By all means share it with as many people and friends (even partners too) as possible!! Click the Jack Union Condom below to see the fact sheet!!

Now on to the oral sex talk. I noticed while I did my research on the internet that a lot of people are opposed to performing oral sex on their partner without a condom. Well I'll give you the gist of it, it may not be right or a professional opinion but it is worth the read!


Even though oral sex isn't about penetration it doesn't mean that you can not catch a sexually transmitted disease. Many people can catch something just by oral sex. Trust me it's not a beautiful thing.

Anyway they make flavored condoms for a reason, basically it's pretty much like gum. The flavor is there for a little while and then eventually you start tasting latex. I'm sorry but we can't have all things wonderful now can we?? I also think that flavored condom can help with those who are first engaging into oral sex or those who want to get comfortable with performing oral sex on a man. But ladies and gentlemen if your partner insists on you giving them oral sex or in slang term if they expect you to give them a blow job or to suck the cock. YOU CAN SAY NO! You are not a vacuum cleaner and you don't have to take that bullshit. If you want to wait until you're married, fine. If you want to wait until you're 100, fine. If you don't want to do it at all, FINE. You do what you want and what you feel most comfortable with.

Now the main reason why they say use a new condom for oral sex is to protect yourself. Since Mister Man hasn't had his sperm clean you don't know what STD he could possibly have. Secondly, some people don't wash themselves properly. Not only is that nasty, filthy and gross gesture; it also promotes yeast infections and men can get it as well.

It's not just the men. 

Those of you considering oral sex on your female partner, you should use Dental Dam. It's hard to find it at different places, so you can either use a flavored condom or a regular condom. If you do use a regular condom you can get flavored water-based lubrication. I'll give you instructions on how to use the condom below. Many people use Saran Wrap or Plastic Wrap as a replacement.

I won't lie a lot of women don't clean themselves properly or even douche (by the way there's nothing wrong with douching). Some don't even consider cutting, trimming or even shaving their pubic hair and all that bush can be a turn off. Especially if you get a stray strand in your mouth. It's even worth the consideration, even if she doesn't want to shave it and want to be au naturel. Which is baffling to most.

I would even advise it that much more because if they just had sex prior to being with you, you don't know what that previous partner had or may have had and same goes for that partner's sexual involvement.

If you think all is well and you don't have to do that and it's not necessary and if feels better without a condom. By all means take that risk if you think you must.



But also realize you'll end up with this:

Believe it or not this is a MILD CASE of Herpes. Please do not mistake this to be a cold sore or some blemish.






But it could also look like this:

This is a complex case of Herpes. 

And you don't want to look like that now do you?? 

Anyway, to use a condom as dental damn if you haven't purchased it or were unsuccessful in finding it in a store. Also if you're all out of Plastic Wrap too, this is your best bet.

You're basically going to cut the condom tip off, and then cut it on the side like you do paper. You can either keep it rolled. But it's probably best to unroll since the scissors may not be able to cut it properly especially if it's lubricated.


For detailed step by step instructions for my visually minded people click here or here for a more detailed directions. Both are the same process just different outlook to suit your fancy lol. But to be on the safe side, Bunny says look at both ^_^.