Give Love To Me...

Jeepers Creepers

I'm positive he had a heart attack, a stroke, anxiety and panic attacks, and he definitely shit himself.
I do love how the friend tried to be consoling though XD.

What's Your Name Again??

This is why some old people, young people couples don't work lol

Two Does Not Simply "Keep Calm"

SO last night, I went to the grocery store to pick up a few necessary items like milk, cereal and a newspaper among several other things. Anyway as I made my way back to the car in the frigid cold. It was a lot colder than I assumed it was and I wanted to go to all my stops and get home.

Anyway so there I am at the car and I putting the grocery bags into the car. In midst of this activity I had a problem which will now be played out in pictures so you can see how this played out:

I'm putting the groceries in one bag at a time when all of a sudden my boobs decided to be KNOWN 

Because this was nothing new, I decided to ignore it and continued what I was doing when....

BOOM!! 

BOTH MY TITS Bungee Jump out of my bra and literally rolled my bra into that porn star string of material that makes a great stirrup to grab a-hold of; something like this:

So then I'm all like:

 

I'm standing there boobs out under my shirt and jacket wondering how I would put them back in place and I go in search of my bra, which is like looking in a diamond cave for snacks.

Meanwhile my boobs are all like:

WHOOO PAR-TAY!!

Now I still can't find my bra and now I'm pissed all like:

Then I'm like You Two need to get back in the bra! 

By gosh dammit this is what they did to me:

BRA?? WHAT BRA???

So then I'm like:

Then I say:

Then They're all like:

Eventually after some work, and trying to do it so decretely in the unusally crowded parking lot, I finally found my bra and pulled up as fast as I could

courtesy of this previous post

I couldn't help but think back to this one time in high school this happened but that was because my bra was too fucking big.....

What They Wanted To Do:

Unfortunately.....

Liar's Game

It's my belief that people who have to lie about their life in general, are setting themselves up for failures. Not like lying about when you lost your virginity or if you passed a subject or failed two in school. But lying about accomplishments like graduating college. If you did why can't you tell people what you majored in or what your discipline was? They lie about getting this lavish posh home but you have no job or money. Or even go so far to lie about their relationships and children and all this mess.

I think it's ridiculous at the lengths people will go with this crazy ass story of theirs all in hopes of making themselves look good. But it's like don't you think people find it suspicious that you want to brag about all these things that you say you own and things you say you have and yet you can say how you got them, or what obstacles you went through or what approach you went about planning this unlimited success.

Some immediately say that the Lord above bestowed upon them all these miracles and personally I seriously doubt that because if that's the case then everybody would have the same?? Or you challenge them on it, they want to say how you're not right with whatever religion and how you'll never understand the wonderful miracles that the Lord can give. Well no one's doubting that but I seriously doubt Jesus, Buddha or Allah co-signed that new car you got crazy butt!

I rather have someone who's comfortable with their mistakes, embraced their flaw and can be proud enough to say that they're a major screw up but they keep trying, even trying new things. They show you their true self and that makes me very happy. That lets me know that you are human enough to accept my issues and not judge me. I rather take someone who was drop out working at some fast food joint, driving a jalopy or walking it out; they enjoy a good laugh and know a few good movies. That person I can accept them, but one who wants to boast and brag and then tell me about what I don't have and give all this bullshit advice. You. I don't need you in my life at all, because you'll do nothing but piss me off and make me want to punch you in the crotch and pepper spray your face.

Then again maybe people who lie excessively like that do so to make them feel better not only about themselves but about life too.

Hmmph, I guess otherwise we will never know and they'll just force feed us another untasty lie :p lol.

Vagina Shoes lol

It Feels Better ;)

Jigglin'

When I first saw this gif the only thing that popped up in my head was this 

Ying Yang Twins song and I died of laughter lol. (hit the play button below & then scroll to enjoy :D)

Ying Yang Twins - Jigglin

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Who Should Be Hurt? Who Should Be Blamed?

Mimi, You-Me & Yui

So sitting here watching an Are We There Yet? rerun and Gigi is pissed over this girl she sees in the elevator, who doesn't speak to her. Anyway, well here's how the conversation went sort of:

Gigi: No wonder that girl is named Mimi, all she thinks about is ME, ME, ME, ME!!Lindsay: Well you don't know that for sure...Gigi: Shut up before I name you, YOU-MI 

Madea: (screams at tv) WELL MAYBE HER NAME IS YUI!!Bunny: *dead*