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Old McDonald's Farm....

Sorry But I Disagree

I'm sorry but I really can not agree to this. It reminded me of a conversation I had with a Facebook Flunkie the other night.

He felt that everyone should wait to have sex until they're adult or no longer a student of any kind.

If that was the case no one will be able to actually have an enjoyable sexual lifestyle. I especially think that also compromises someone when they're first in love thinking the person they first have sex with will be the one they marry. It may even turn negative and destructive and they go throughout life thinking whoever they have sex with will marry them. Or it may even prevent people from having sex and they'll be sitting there waiting for Mr./Mrs. Marriage Proposal and never get it and end up being a virgin without ever being able to know even the slightest of joys that sex can bring.

I'm not saying you should get out there and hump every man or woman until you break your pelvis. But if you feel like you want to have sex with someone you do so on agreeable terms amongst yourselves. If it's kept consensual and safe, I see no problem with it. By experimenting you also learn what you like. Hell we all don't like it Missionary. Some may like it from the back, or cocktail or even the jack hammer positions. Others may even be interested in Karma Sutra (there's a link at the bottom of the page of a great site!!). You might even be interested in other things lik sex toys, voyeurism and even BDSM. If you've got to wait around and be single for 90 fucking years, it's far from being worth. Hell that's the age, that even getting up can break 150 bones and sprain like 40 muscles!!


All in all kids, don't let those religious freaks and over emotional unstable hypochondriacs tell you that having premarital sex is wrong or bad. It's perfectly healthy and like I've always said before, you might come across a sexy piece of ass and you can't help but get a boner or wet panties (or those of you that get lady boners like I do). You either go and rape them or sit back and watch and be a virgin for the rest of your life. By rape I mean shout SURPRISE before so, you don't want to be held accountable for anything illegal ^_^.

Besides you ask for wedding rings when you in a relationship for 10 fucking years and they consider you nothing more than a secret sex toy. Or ladies if he's asking you for a blow job, wedding rings. Men if she's asking for a new wardrobe and car, wedding rings. IF SOMEONE'S PREGNANT or GOT SOMEONE ELSE PREGNANT....WEDDING RINGS!!! 


OTHER THAN THE LIST ABOVE....Use a damn condom.

A Man Is The Epitome Of Sexiness When He Wears A Condom

Single vs. Taken 2

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Movies For National Condom Month

I was thinking about this and I thought I would give you guys and dolls a list of movies that either promote safe sex or let you know what happens when you refuse lol. Some are comedies and others aren't but this is for learning purposes. I am not going to post ones like the American Pie series, because they make it to be humorous and give you the false sense of security that it'll work out in the end. That's not always the case. These movies talk about love and relationships as well as how sex can turn a situation into something no one can expect.

If I can think of more, I'll definitely let you guys know. If you know of any you can also comment below so we all can learn together. We all can learn something new everyday and hey you might come across a movie you never seen or might enjoy :).

The titles that have a asterisk/star (*), these are the must sees. 

I've seen them and watched and they are really and truly worth it. 

Especially The People I've Slept With, Kids and A Good Day To Be Black & Sexy. 

Those three cover a vast of topics regarding sex.
Also these are in no particular order.

1. The People I've Slept With*
2. Booty Call
3. Descent*
4. Juno
5. Knocked Up
6. Kids*
7. The Last American Virgin*
8. Baby Boy
9. The Players Club
10. I Think I Love My Wife*
11. A Good Day To Be Black & Sexy*
12. Troís
13. The Other Sister
14. Teeth
15. Barbarella
16. Precious
17. How To Be A Player
18. Friends & Lovers The Play
19. Body Heat
20. Fritz The Cat
21. Heavy Traffic
22. B Gata H Kei Yamada’s First Time (anime series)*
23. Playas Ball*
24. Housewife's Afternoon Delight

Happy, Happy! Condom, Joy!

As usual when I browse the internet I always come across fascinating things that I wish to share with my favorite people in the whole wide world! Yup, you guys & dolls :D. This time around I found some condom themed pictures of awesomeness, to see the original articles just click the pictures. To be honest, I'm quite interested in the condom pillow haha.




Condom Pillows

Novelty Condoms

Condom Pills

The Bunny Bucket List

So since I'm on an unofficial quest of....finding myself. I decided to do something most wait until their days are numbered to do.

About a month or so ago while I was coming to terms to being single, I came across this forum where they were discussing what life would be like single permanently. I made mention of this decision in Closing The Door. After reading what everyone wrote I felt better about my decision and I refuse to let anyone change my mind on this. I don't care if Mr. Right or Mr. Good Enough waltz in my life possessing everything I had ever hope for. You were way too late. The way I see it, it was selfish of him to have a good time or date other people while I sat around like a wallflower waiting for him. When he's ready to settle down I have to comply. No way buster. Now you suffer the way I had to without you.

Anyway. A guy from the forum made mention of how his life long dream wasn't about getting married and raising a family. He said if it happens fine, if not then that's fine too! What really stood out and made sense to me was when he said his life long dream was to drive an ice cream truck. At first, I'll admit, the whole idea of someone wanting to drive the happy tuned vehicle that holds a huge amount of significance in almost every child's memory was quite silly to me. Why would you want to do that??

It wasn't until I had an argument with someone over my decision about giving up and how I'll always be alone crap--that saying hit me hard and finally made some sense.


Thus, I've decided to do a Bucket List so to speak for the summer, that I hope I can continue annually. There will be things I know I can accomplish. Things that are fun and things that will create a great memory for me. My life maybe in a sucky place right now and I might not be able to do a thing about changing it. But I won't let that ruin another year for me. I'm looking for the puzzle that I belong in. I want to know what my purpose is and I also want to know what it is that's going to make me achieve that happiness that others talk so fondly of. To some this may sound silly and bring to mind as activities to do during the summer. But it's so much more than that. I'm taking the rest of this time to make it count and prevent from regretting all the things I didn't do or wasn't able to do, due to chasing after something I thought I wanted but didn't know I couldn't have. But Bucket List sounds sooo I'm gonna die right sometime soon-ish.

Thus I've decided to call it The Bunny List. I'll still have my Bucket List and things I want to do before I die like go visit or live in Japan and travel the world and see many other things. And no getting married and having kids aren't on that list lol. As for the Bunny List these are short term goals that can be accomplished. Things I can easily hop to and hop from without having to make out a serious step-by-step plan or needing things like money or others for that matter. These will be things like going to the park one day, or going to have a root beer float or even making my own green tea ice cream. Hopefully my mama will participate with some of them if she can. If not then I'll have to make it a VIP Party of One Awesomeness lol. Might even consider doing the 31 Day Nail Challenge again! I plan on making this decision on being single a fulfilling as well as a choice I know I can personally be happy with. I don't want to be that boring, sit at home alone cat loving lady who knows nothing about the real world. I plan on doing things that make me happy and hopefully as the years come, also accomplish more and more goals because I know they'll get bigger.

I'm doing this to show the world that being single doesn't have to suck, and I don't care what anybody says. I hope that other singletons out there can come to the point to accept, embrace and speak up for being single [Read: Plastic Dreams]. Ain't no shame in our game, it's just got the same name, different rules and played on a different court is all.

Pathetible

My mom used this word when she was talking about Beyoncé's Inauguration performance when she lip synched the hell out of National Anthem.

I told her I don't buy the whole the wind and cold was the problem when she uses the hurricane tornado wind machine at her concerts and she seems to perform just fine. Not everybody has summer weather so I personally feel that's all bullshit and if you don't like it I'll personally send you a complimentary dildo to go FUCK YOURSELF with ok!!




Thus my mom created this word.


Pathetible — a step down from being pathetic: I can't believe she is so full of herself, she's pathetible.

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