Madea's Poetic Rap

My mom was talking about dogs and I don't know if this was a poem or a rap song but it was hilarious. Anyway here's the "lyrics":

No one talks about their big ass dawg With his legs cocked open, you can see his balls Then he licks his balls and wanna come give you kiss Then I'd be like OH HELL TO THE NAW!!

I think my mama might have a career in the music industry lol.