A Happy Mother's Day To All [Or Some Of You]

Wishing all the mommies, daddies and grandparents out there a Happy Mothers Day. You're great for taking on the responsibility as a parent but you also enjoy it and that's what makes you spectacular. Through all the baby puke, pouting and days you wish this wasn't happening to me; you made it work and turned out not only a better person yourself but brought better people up in this world and for that many of us appreciate your hard work. This day shouldn't just cater to the women. Many men, and grandparents and aunts and uncles are playing the mommy role very well and they deserve more than just a pat on their back.

And to you lousy bitches, get up and make your own breakfast, ain't nobody cooking for your lazy ass everyday. You are a terrible mother! Yet you the one on facebook and Instagram talking about great a woman you are and you cant cook, can barely wash clothes and I'll even bet that you wouldn't know how to sew a button back on your kids clothes or knit them some hats and mittens because you're so damned selfish. You should be happy you got to have a baby, a lot of people will never experience and 50% of the times it's due to circumstances. It's ridiculous how society even says you all are the better human beings with your 3 kids by 5 different men and inability to hold down a job and use what resources are presented to you. You people make me sick! For you to demand that everyone cater to you, not only should you be ashamed of yourself but you need grow the hell up and get a life—seriously. Stop acting like everyone owes you something (especially your single friends, we are not your private babysitters!!), if you want a present ho, act like you deserve it.


For the singles and childless peoples out there don't feel agitated or depressed. This too shall pass, besides we got like a 100 more holidays that don't include us anyway so yeah, might as well not get overly upset about it. So in lieu of it all, have a blessed party/drunk/fun day


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