A Nail Polish Fart

So while I was at the store right before the boobie fiasco, I happened to stop and admire the nail polishes. I found one that caught my eye that looked like a darker version of Essie's Navigate Her. I kind of got excited!

All up until I found out what the color of this army like green was called. Yes that's it to the right and it's called Uh-Oh Roll Down The Window. Not only did I put that back on the shelf so quickly I couldn't help but actually get disgusted and offended by such a queer ass name for a polish.

Like is the next red going to be called Forgotten Hymen?? Will they have a purple known as My Period Is Three Months Late?? Goodness!! I like the color to a weird sick point. But that name was just appalling!! I had to put it down and walk away briskly lol.