Valentine's Day Shocker!

Some would interpret this as her being the girlfriend and he's the boyfriend and the one with the black hair is the slut.


I see this three scenarios,

First Scenario: The Blonde is the girlfriend, the guy's the boyfriend and the dark haired beauty is that one conniving friend or person she knows on a semi-personal level (like a fellow classmate or coworker).

Second Scenario: The blonde is the girlfriend, the guy's the boyfriend and the dark haired beauty is the unsuspecting girl who was told by the boyfriend that the blonde was his sister or "just a friend" or "we have the same class/work together" line.

Third Scenario: The Blonde is off again, on again girlfriend and probably has a few guys on the side, the guy's  a total douchebag, and the dark haired beauty was told by the douchewaffle he was more single than the number 1 could be and how he needs to be compensated for talking to her the whole while telling her he loves her, but loves the blonde who's not even equal in comparison as far as GOOD qualities go. He's definitely going back with the blonde and leaving the dark haired beauty to wallow in guilty filthy self-pity over an unrequited love.

But also those are strictly my interpretation of things lol