Bunny Making Friends: A Short Story

So as you all should know by now, I am by far the strangest humanoid creature to ever walk earth. Even far more stranger than the accepted majority lol. Anyway I've always tried my best to make friends, but was never successful at it and I'm not ashamed to say so. Shit Happens!! The best part about it I decided to just accept that I'm stranger than most and leave well enough alone. Unfortunately people misunderstand my lonesome nature as a cry out for friendship of any kind. So basically here's how it goes, between the genders.

When a guy approaches me and says:

My Expectation:

His Expectation:

My Reaction to his Expectation:

His Reaction to My Reaction:

When girls approach me and say:

Her Expectation:

Girls Love Shopping, Brought Your Wallet Right???

I Love All My Baby Daddies!!

This is Baby #10 :D

LOOK AT ALL MY KIDS!! AIN'T THEY CUTE?!?!?!?!!

The other bitches stay hatin on me!! 
They jealous of all my sexiness--HEEEEEYYY!!! 
Plus you know they want my man....

My Initial Reaction to Her Expectation:

My Expectation:

I Likes That ^_^

But I Wonder....

If She'll Do This o_O??? Hmm...

Her Reaction to My Expectation:

Strictly Dickly!!

My Reaction to Her Reaction:

I was talking about having fun, not sex you sicko >_O

How I End Up Feeling In The End:

Why Me???

I-uh, But I, And If.....Oh I'm such a Loser...

All I Really Want Is.....



An Occasional Hug:

And A Kiss To Show Me You Care:

Then I'm All Like:

*got time to think about all this bullshit...*

YEAH DAMMIT!! 

MMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate Fucking People Too!!

Thus Creating My Current Attitude For Everything.....

They Say, "Bunny you're such a mean ass bitch about everything and your negativity just turns people off and why the fuck won't you babysit our kids for like 2 years?? Why the fuck won't you suck my dick?? Why can't you understand that your worth has the same equivalency as a condom????

Then I'm All Like: