How My Mom Reacts To Noise

As most of you may already know most old people don't like noise too much. So in the midst shifting in my seat and moving the computer that was on my lap so it wouldn't fall. I bumped a bottle that was sitting on the stand close to me. So in the midst of it's falling out here's our conversation:

Madea: "What happened?" 

Bunny: "The bottle got bumped and fell over" 

Madea: "Tell Fat Ass to sit it on down, Ain't no body got time for all that noise dammit. Distracting me and shit, damn."

I think she was trying to get a little nap in and the noise startled her from her "nod." I on the other hand can't stop laughing about it XD.