Sorcery

So I'm driving,

When suddenly this wild speed bump appears out of nowhere and I'm like O_O what the hay??

And then after it was over I'm all like o,O what dafuq just happened???? Confluzzled and whatnot

Then I was all like OMG THE KINKY LINGERIE STORE IS HAVING A SALE =D YAY（≧∇≦）

Then I had to wonder are there more speed bumps??? (ಠ_ಠ)
This is like when I got caught in the door today because it grabbed me suddenly in sucha seductive way. I screamed and then blurted out WHAT THE SHIT DOOR?? Took me a minute to get loose. When I finally did I was happy to know no one was outside to see my clumsiness XD lol


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