The Dildo Controversy

So I'm in my purse looking and digging for "stuff" so I pull put the cover for the umbrella. I said, "oh this can come out and go back on the umbrella."

So my mom says:

WTF ARE DOIN PULLING YOUR DILDO OUT OF YOUR PURSE HERE AT MCDONALD'S!?!?!

Mom this isn't a dildo. It's an umbrella cover. The least you coulda said it was a condom lol XD.