Dressing Provocatively

So tonight or last night. I had to go over and help my uncle do a few tech savvy things. In midst of me working. Grandma, who has dementia, came over to me and asked me where my top was. I told her I had it on. I have on a wife beater with lace. Most people call it a tank top or something similar.

Anyway Grandma asks me again about my top. I'm like I have on, this my top. I grabbed it and showed it to her. She said:

OH MY GOD!! YOU CAME OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT?? YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON OR A TOP OR SOMETHING. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME ALL THE WAY—ALL THE WAY—OVER HERE ALL BARE AND NO CLOTHES OR TOP ON.


So I told her I brought my jacket but I left it in the car. She asked me was I sure it was in the car, did I see it in the car. I told her yes, unless it walked out of the car on its own. Even while we were leaving she was pitching one about me being so BARE. Madea said she probably was even more disturbs since my boobs were hanging out too XD hahaha.