As The Carrot Turns: THE TENT

So my parents loved their backyard. It was their oasis: sunroom, waterfall & pond, an upper terrace, more botanicals than you can stick a shake at. Soooo Dad buys this tent from BOSCOVS and of course being the only son I had to help put the fucker together with him. So he never anchored it properly. So I’m like dad what about anchors?? And he’s like it’s cool beans fagget about it—AIGHT!

This wicked ass rain storm came thru one day. I was out, dad’s at work. Moms home by herself. I eventually come home after the storm and mom says is the tent still back there and I’m like where else would it be?? Tf. She says she heard a lot of noise in the back and there was crashing and banging 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ok ma I’ll go check. I walk around to the back yard and BAM! Tents gone 😳. I looked over to the left (you sang it didn’t you lol) and the tent looks at me and starts doing what’s in that gif and I’m like do what you wanna do I don’t have time for this. I walk back around. My moms on the porch like IS THE TENT OK?????? 🥺 I mean ya I guess so ion know sway. She’s like what that mean??? We’ll wait for yo husband to come home. Phone rings it’s the neighbor, mom answers. Neighbor says is Mr. RAMSEY home?? Mama says nah what you want??? Neighbor says his tent is in my backyard 😐 mom looks at me and I look back like tf you expected me to do?? Mom says ok hangs up; dials my dad tells him he can’t stop for snacks after work he gotta come straight home. He rushes tf home from the IRS (yes we both worked there) all my mom was able to say to him was YOUR TENT this man lost his ever loving mind threw his keys and cell phone and attaché bag down and went running to the backyard (like the dude in get out) I go back there too coz I’m nosy lol. My dad starts the theatrics and I’m like yo bro calm down look it’s over there. And he looks over to the left and says HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET OVER THERE?? I’m like it ran over there 😐 and he’s like ITS NOT FUNNY LESANS—I’m not trying to be funny dad. So my dad collects himself 🧐 and says c’mon we need to go get it. WHOA WHATS THIS FRENCH YOU SPEAK OF????

Needless to say we flipped that big bitch over two yards to get back to our yard. And then we went to Home Depot or Lowe’s one of the two to get the anchors to make sure it didn’t run off again

Yawl have no idea how excited I was when that tent finally broke 🤗😅 #dontjudgeme

I'm Wishing On A Star...

Hi kids!!

I've really really missed you guys a lot!! A lot has happened these last few weeks and even more so this last month or so. Whew! Am I exhausted!!

Anyway the run down?? Well I've been a very busy bunny. 

Unfortunately kids, Madea passed away on July 31st. Most people are shocked and I guess it can be understood. But actually I had a bad feeling on July 30th and assumed it would approaching. Not the very next day but some time soon. It happened sooner than anybody could get ready for. 

Mama got sick at the beginning of last month and had a lot going on and could barely help herself. Heck I couldn't help her any more. So I did the next best thing and called the emergency. Unfortunately she only spent 6 hours at the hospital before she died. 

Thankfully she was buried this past Saturday, right next to my dad. Regardless of what's said or done or how I'm reacting to all this. I can say that she's not suffering anymore, she's with the love of her life (my dad) and I'm content with that. She loved me too just not as much as she loved him. In a way it sounds negative but it's truly a beautiful thing. 

I won't say I am not going to have a day where I stumble and cry about it but I did a lot of crying before she died and I got it all out so I can tend to getting everything in my name and more suitable to me. Which I might add is a total pain in the ass. God I haven't started the big stuff yet but I'm frigging exhausted already. But I know I've got to keep on pushing and definitely I'm fin to make it. It won't be easy or exciting but I plan to make this work. 

So what's it like being an orphan?? Can't really say. It's like I know I had parents but then it feels like a void space that ha no rhyme or reason. It's just there. Almost like trying to describe an eye floatie. Will I miss my parents?? Aww most definitely!! They babied me just like I wanted to be babied lol. Thankfully also my family has been cooperative (for the most part lol we had a few discrepancies) . I'm glad about that. 

But I do plan on getting stuff up and running on here. I'll be busy over the next few weeks but I'll try to pop in as often as I can. I would also like to have a little page or few dedicated to my parents. You all heard talk about Madea a lot but not too much of my dad but he was just hilarious too hahaha. 

Don't worry I'm doing good. I feel relived in a way and in another sense I feel like I can start over and be an even better woman now. Or so I think, I dunno we all have wild thoughts every now and then right?? Lol. But the one thing that's really kept me happy during this time was a song. It's called "Wishin' On A Star" by Rose Royce. It's a nice song actually and I like it a lot. It was the first thing I heard as I let reality sink in that night after hearing my mother had died. It spoke exactly how I felt and still feel. 

Here have a listen (while I finish talking):

Rose Royce - Wishing On A Star

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In the mean time loves, I'm going to post a few pictures and stuff for next month for sure, this month it's a possibility. I also wanted to do a tribute to the crazy stuff my mama said for July so we'll put that on hold for now. Um, I'm not sure about having a 13 Day Novel again, I still have to finish the other so we'll see. Hopefully by that time I should be back into the house and very much settled. 

But I have posts to write, they'll most likely be short ones. It's the thought that counts haha. 

So I shall see you soon and you all know my routine by now, I'm never going anywhere ^_^, I love you all way too much!! Besides partings is such sweet sorrow....

Love, 

Bunny

When Madea Babysits

My mom and dad watched out neighbors' grandson this one time a few years ago. They had to take him to the birthday party and he's an obnoxious little prick and even as a teenager he's even worst. 

So he got mad because they didn't want to be "on time" according to him. Here's what happen:

Boy: We are wasting time you know?

Time is everything...

Time is money...

Time is...

Madea: TIME IS SHUT THE FUCK UP!! THATS WHAT THE TIME IS!!!

Ri-dic-dic-diculous

I showed my mom a picture of a relative who gain a bit-o-weight....well lets say a lot of weight.

So my mama says:

"OH MY GOD!! HER FAT HAS GOTTEN RIDICULOUS!! THIS IS CRAZY!! SHE REALLY NEEDS TO CALM THAT FAT DOWN IMMEDIATELY!!"

Madea's Poetic Rap

My mom was talking about dogs and I don't know if this was a poem or a rap song but it was hilarious. Anyway here's the "lyrics":

No one talks about their big ass dawg With his legs cocked open, you can see his balls Then he licks his balls and wanna come give you kiss Then I'd be like OH HELL TO THE NAW!!

I think my mama might have a career in the music industry lol.

iPoops

So I'm sure you guys and gals know that with the change of Modern Technology, People have thrown out those magazines and reading materials we all once used to kill time while in the bathroom. Now we use iPads and other tablets to spice things up a bit and make potty time a bit more enjoyable--ehh and maybe too enjoyable.


Anyway so my mom was reading this catalog she received in the mail from a place called Hammacher and Schlemmer. I had never heard of the place and she said she gets it often and how strange the items are. Hmm guess I never paid much attention. Then she finds something and said that if we had it I'd probably move into the Bathroom and Blog and pee and poop my life away lol. Don't cringe we're all family here haha.




Introducing:

Not only is this hilarious but imagine you would never get any sane technology loving person out of the bathroom!! I was floored, yet I'm intrigued and I want one haha. Then again it frightens me when I think back to when I dropped my first iPhone into the toilet by accident and it never did recover.
Then I went on over to their website to see if such said awesomeness was available and low behold there it was same price!!



I might be tempted enough to ask Madea to get this for me for my Birthday this year hahahaha

Today Is My Mama's 67th Birthday!!

Birthday Mom Pictures


Well today is my mom's birthday and I can honestly say I try my best since my dad has died to make her birthday something special. I think it's wrong all of the nieces and nephews she's raised just act like she's not important.

WELL SHE IS TO ME!!

She's been a great mom and even though we butt heads and horns quite often, she's a wonderful person and I'm happy to have her in my life.


So Happy Birthday Mama and to all the other May 3rd Babies out there too!!

Remember Bunny...

So last night, my mom decided she wanted to watch this Hallmark movie that came on ABC called Remember Sunday. I had seen it but quickly got disinterested in it, and never gave it a second thought. So as we were watching the movie, she was excited, then very voiceful. I understood why but coming from the other person's point of view it can be pretty hectic. I thought she would be able to understand that, and in some cases she does but in others she doesn't.


Because I never really talk about it much, I can say that it's a bit embarrassing and then sometimes it's frustrating to say how I feel but no one understands because it's such a rare case that it's almost unheard of and can be understood only so much. Hell how many people you know have old people for parents who both had brain surgery?? Lol.

This story was about this guy who had a brain aneurysm and completely lost his short term memory and can't remember anything really. After watching it, it made me kind of sad and depressed.


For you see kids, both my parents had brain surgery. My dad had a brain aneurysm when I was 7 months old. My mom had leaking blood clots and had her brain surgery when I was 17. Since I was young, I really didn't experience much with my dad's recovery process, but when my mom had hers I was exposed to it 24/7. Even decided it would be best to dropout of high school and forego college and get a job to help my dad with the bills. But also on the same token I was worried because both my parents had short term memory loss.

I remember after my mom had her surgery, all I could think of was that she wouldn't remember who I was, and my dad was so distraught that god forbid if she died unexpectedly he would grieve himself into an early grave and I would be an orphan. My mother's family told me right then and there that they wouldn't take me and I would have to fin on my own, as for my dad's family they never cared and I don't know who they are. So to be 17, when most are excited about prom and going to college becoming young adults; I had to grow up badly and take on my mother's chores of the cooking, cleaning and taking care of the house because my dad had to go to work and let's just say his cooking was so inexperienced that even a step-by-step class couldn't help and the laundry came out dirtier than it when in. Unfortunately I wasn't ready for such an abrupt transition and it ruined a lot for me. My mom spent months in and out of the hospital for having seizures and being sick. Luckily she hadn't had a seizure since 2006.

What's even worse is when my father died, not only was my mom heading into her third year of recovery, but it was like the slow progress she made just disappeared. She was sad, hurt and missed my dad. But she also didn't trust anybody, not even me. Even though they hurt a lot and she pushed me away, I wanted to leave. I won't say I didn't consider it, but then I guess the guilt got the best of me and I couldn't leave her alone like that.


Even now almost 10 years later, she's made a good progress. She forgets a lot of things, and her medication keeps her sedated for the most part. It has been heard and frustrating, and I do get disgusted and wish it wasn't me. Only because I think of all my cousins she took care of and raised even, these same douchewaffles won't even call her on the phone to see if she's ok. They didn't even care to see if she was still living when I lived two hours away. I've also learned that some people don't understand and are so quick to find a more suitable solution, like so many have told me to put her away in a nursing home or a rehabilitation center. I can't do that either, that's not fair for her to be around strangers or to be mistreated. She's like a little child and only feels comfortable with people she knows and remembers. She tries her best everyday and hell even going through it all, there are times I don't have space in my brain to remember other things and worry about the silly things. Because I have to remember things for her, between when the bills are due to if she took her medicine or insulin for the day. Each day is really a new day.


I can say through it all, we've gotten a lot closer as far as our relationship as mother and daughter goes and I'm happy and thankful for that. It's not perfect and some days we butt heads like the Tauruses we are. Regardless of what anybody says and my family included, I won't leave her for nothing. Even if that means I have to stay with her until she dies, put my life on the back burner and never experience all the fun things that 20-somethings get to do—that's all ok. I look it at this way, without her I'd be homeless and have no one in my life. Even though one day that may be a possibility, I'm still going to cherish the moments I get to have with my mother. No I might not be able to make her a grandma, or have her be super duper proud of me. But she's got me and she knows that. I try to make her smile and laugh about something every day (even though the huge generation gap is sometimes an obstacle lol) and make her as happy as I can.

That's all that really matters, even when she doesn't remember my name .

Madea's Temptation Apprentice

I don't know why but it's beyond hilarious to watch my mama watch TV. It kills me every time and is epic each episode.

Anyway this week, my mom's watching The Apprentice and shortly after it Tyler Perry's Temptation trailer comes on and here's how it went:

Madea: OH MY GAWD!! I am so sick of Donald Trump he's a total asshole. And Simi's ass, he just thinks he's so cute. He just don't now that Donald defintely going to make him his bitch. DAMN RODMAN IS SO UGLY!! Piercings and ALL!! GOODNESS!! Who's this chick?? She apparently thinks she's cute. Who's this old cowboy?? He needs to be at his nursing home. Lisa Rena needs a newsflash....Big Lips ain't in sweetie. She did all that boat-tox and trying to be like Brad Pitt's old lady. Bitch Please! RODMAN IS SOOO UGLY like goddamn WHY!? Simi is such a kiss ass brown noser, he can't wear that tie like your father could. Look at Rodman with his sissy scarf, he's all up in Omeramma's ass!! Lil John is UGLY, like what hole did he crawl out of??? Is Rodman gay?? I've never seen him with a woman and he likes finger nail polish. This is some real bullshit here.... 

*commercial time* 

Madea: LOOK AT PUNK ASS CALVIN IN THIS PUNK ASS MOVIE!! He look like a total tramp, talkin bout oh baby I love you. NO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK YOURSELF CALVIN!!!!!!!!!! Damn with that punk ass cryin ggeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz!!! 

*TV comes back on*

Madea: Osenio looks like a black ass halloween cat...a ugly one!! What's up with this bitch and her green shoes?!?!! Lil Jon got some UGLY teeth!! They look like someone's fingernails they so ugly. OH MY GAWD RODMAN is so UGLY!! How does he eat his food with that ugly lip thing!? WHY?! GOD DID NOT SEND YOU PEOPLE HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!! I bet Rodman got the Rodman in his pants all done up with piercings and it lights up and flashes and shit nasty bastard.

Bunny:

TV Watchin'

Madea: Look at that fat ass tryna hold up that camera, that big girl needs to stop it! (｡･ˇдˇ･｡) 

Bunny: That's a guy sweetie (；゜○゜)ア  

Madea: Could've fooled me ┗(･ω･;)┛

The Weed Wacker

Madea: 

Dude stay be slinging his weed wacker around yet he ain't cutting NO WOMAN'S grass!! He needs to cut that shit out! 

Bunny:

Madea's Telephonin'

My mom has a friend she talks to a few times a week. The funny part is, it's like watching teenage girls but they're almost 80 gossip and giggle on the phone, in the midst of saying how they can't hear each other.

So her girlfriend called her up, unfortunately my mom misplaced my phone (did I tell you guys she confiscated my phone because the land line doesn't work :p??) and it took her a few minutes to find it. Nothing unusual. She calls her girlfriend back and she didn't answer. Thus decided after 2 minutes to call her again and this time around and leave a message and it went something like this:

*Phone Rings, Then Answering Machine Comes On* 

Madea: HEY!! It's me and I was calling you back, so when you get this call me back OK?! .... 

*insert pause here* 

Madea: You know she only puts that damn machine on when she don't want to talk to nobody. 

Bunny: DID YOU HANG UP THE PHONE?!?! 

My mom's reaction:

 

Madea: I'm working on it  

Bunny: OMG MOM!! You left that whole message! S'wrong with you?!

Madea: That's OK!! She knows how I feel  

My Reaction to all this: 

A Madea WTF Moment

SO my mom was flipping through channels and she just happens to land upon American Idol. 

She ended up having one of those WTF moments, that just blew my mind into some unknown nebula lol. 

Well here's what happened next:

Madea: OH MY GAWD!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING ON THIS SHOW?! 

Bunny: Who?! 

Madea: HER! Nicki Minaj...why the fuck is she on this show?! 

Bunny: Mom....erm, she works on the show. 

Madea: The hell does that mean?? 

Bunny: Well she is a JUDGE on the show, so.... 

Madea: YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION AS TO WHY THE FUCK SHE'S ON THIS SHOW?! 

Bunny:

A Grumpy Moment

My mom was watching TV and after the program had gone off another one has come on. It had an upbeat  tempo kind of theme and was called F4. What it's about I really don't know, but when the show finally begun this man came on and he was well dressed in a plain suit, shirt and semi-plain pattern tie. Well here's how it went.

Man On Tv: Hello, Everyone and Thank you for Joining F4. I hope you all are having a Wonderful— 

Madea: NO I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME DAMMIT!!! *flicks to a new channel* 

Bunny: *DEAD*

Mimi, You-Me & Yui

So sitting here watching an Are We There Yet? rerun and Gigi is pissed over this girl she sees in the elevator, who doesn't speak to her. Anyway, well here's how the conversation went sort of:

Gigi: No wonder that girl is named Mimi, all she thinks about is ME, ME, ME, ME!!Lindsay: Well you don't know that for sure...Gigi: Shut up before I name you, YOU-MI 

Madea: (screams at tv) WELL MAYBE HER NAME IS YUI!!Bunny: *dead*

抹茶アイスクリーム| Matcha aisu kurīmu | Green Tea Ice Cream

Those of you that know me, know how I am when it comes to certain things. If you didn't know, you're welcome for that curve ball just now lol. 

For the past two years I've had a craving for green tea ice cream. I've been looking for a store or any place really, that possibly sold it. Whether it was by Häagen-Dazs or another brand totally, that didn't matter. I wanted it after seeing it in an Häagen-Dazs parody in the anime The Wallflower.

So, thus I looked and searched and called many, many places but to no avail I didn't find not even one scoop of it. I said I wouldn't give up because if they can sell all these kooky and strange ass flavors, SOMEBODY HAS TO HAVE GREEN TEA ICE CREAM!!

Well I happen a long an Ice Cream parlor in a neighboring town. I'm sort of reluctant to go to because I hate to be disappointed in going all the way there for a trip and they don't have it or find out that they never had it to begin with. That's the one thing I hate the ice cream parlors so much, either they change the flavors too often to keep up with or they'll say they have Strawberry and you find out they never carried that flavored at all!!

Well a few weeks ago while I went out to get gas and pick up a few groceries from the store. I happen to decide that evening that me and mama should totally share some ice cream and while I was looking for her favorite. I ended up not finding it. So I thought maybe I can find a good replacement. While I was eying the different types and varieties of ice cream. One just stood out so much it felt like I got bitch slapped!

  

There it was, those very words I looked for FOREVER! In this cute box just screaming at me! I couldn't help but snatch up the box and read about it because I had never seen nor come across such a thing before. It was Mochi Ice Cream balls. In my recollection, I remembered seeing the word Mochi before but couldn't really recall where though. In the midst of being uber excited I snatched up the box and decided to take it home.

When I got home, I happy opened the box and there was this ice cube like tray, with six mochi balls lightly covered in flour. With my crazy self thinking it's like a ice cream cake or similar pastry, I poked the one mochi with my spoon and nothing happened. Dumbfounded I sat there a good 5 minutes poking the poor thing wondering how this is suppose to be ate. When I finally got a pike in it, not only did the outside turn into this rubbery goo, it didn't taste too good to me either lol. In the midst of eating the inside my mama screams she wants one. So, you know sharing is caring! I gave her one in a little bowl. What happened next was by far the funniest thing ever!


My mom spazed out and says:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS THING?! IT'S FIGHTING ME BACK?! WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DON'T LIKE IT! OH MY GAWD IT'S SO GROSS!!!! EEEWWWWW!!!!!

No, No. The other 4 are yours.....I don't want any more.

I died a little bit on the inside, even now it tickles the shit out of me. I think what was wrong is that by time I got home they had lost their solid texture. Which resulted them in becoming rubbery and losing deliciousness face lol. Believe it or not I did like the ice cream and I would honestly love to try again! I would also like to try the other flavors, it would take a lot for me to try the red bean ice cream I do believe. Also we can put that on the Bunny List  too lol.

I think until I either make my own ice cream or finally find it in some godforsaken place, I'll have to be contented with the Mochi. Plus I like feeling culturally closer to my people. Maybe one day in the summer I'll have my Bento lunch that'll include Udon or Miso Soup with Mochi Ice Cream while sitting in a make-shift yukata listening to Kamisama Onegai by Hanae. Plus I may see what other Nippon Ice Creams I can find to try out too!

Pathetible

My mom used this word when she was talking about Beyoncé's Inauguration performance when she lip synched the hell out of National Anthem.

I told her I don't buy the whole the wind and cold was the problem when she uses the hurricane tornado wind machine at her concerts and she seems to perform just fine. Not everybody has summer weather so I personally feel that's all bullshit and if you don't like it I'll personally send you a complimentary dildo to go FUCK YOURSELF with ok!!




Thus my mom created this word.


Pathetible — a step down from being pathetic: I can't believe she is so full of herself, she's pathetible.

24 Days Of Christmas | Day 1

"Creeper Claus"


My mama said that when I was younger they took me out during the hustle and bustle of the holiday season. The time where everybody is shopping and buying things for loved ones. Where the department stores, malls and other stores have a Santa ho ho ho-ing with glee, spreading Christmas cheer.

Anyway so my parents take me to an old store that's no longer operating called Hills. There they had a Santa Claus passing out candy canes, talking and playing with the other children. Then on a whim he decided to come to talk to me. The conversation when something like this:

Santa Claus: Why hello there little girl, how are you?

Lil Bunny: Good.

Santa Claus: Have you decided what you've wanted for Christmas?

Lil Bunny: Why??

Santa Claus: Well most children tell me what they want for Christmas. That's how it works.

Lil Bunny: You sure you're the real Santa? A bunch of your brothers work at the other stores.

Santa Claus: Well they're helpers for Santa like I am.

Lil Bunny: Helpers??

Santa Claus: Yes, Santa's so busy getting ready for Christmas he can't visit every department store.

Lil Bunny: Ohh...

Santa Claus: So are you going to tell me what you want for Christmas?

Lil Bunny: Are you a stranger?

Santa Claus: Well in a sort yes I am a stranger.

Lil Bunny: Mama said not to talk to strangers. I can't talk to you and you gotta stop bothering me.

My mama told me the man was so out done that he couldn't help but laugh at what I said and he told my parents that I did have a point lol.


Lil Bunny was always suspicious of the man in red and white lol.



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Fuses?!

So I meant to write this up the other day but I was so pissed and disturbed that I needed to go to bed instead and time to think on it lol.


Anyway unfortunately the night before black friday or of it either way, the bathroom lights went out. So since it wasn't the light bulbs I knew it was definitely the fuses. I had been wondering but dreaded the very thought of changing them because of our returning tenants living in the basement and garage. Yes we have crazy hood ghetto rats living down there who only come during the winter -_- they're so crazy they've eaten the soap and toothpaste even the mail. Like what the hell??


Anyway so I'm disgusted I have to go down there. Now the best part, I don't know where fuses are that we brought which was months ago like warm weather! So I ran out on Black Friday to go get fuses. Picked up a few other things that were necessary like a miniature cap gun to keep them at bay since they don't like noises. We also needed a new extension cord and light bulbs for one of the rooms.




There I was checking out in Kmart. I decided to buy up the whole available stock of fuses 30amp (see photo) because those were what I needed. I go to check out and everyone is still in that Black Friday kick ass mode and I wanted out of there so I could change the fuses during the day no such luck though. I put my things on the counter and the woman is ringing them up.

This old couple that was behind me just jumped all in my personal bubble. Then this is what happened:

Old Guy: Are you even buying the right fuses?

Bunny: Excuse me?

O.G.: It's apparent you're buying the wrong fuses, the 30amp doesn't work and you need 15amp fuses.

Bunny: No thanks. I got what I needed and the 30 are what I need.

O.G.: Well you're going to be sorry because when your fuses blow, your lights are going to go out and you'll be in the dark.

Bunny: The 30 are what I need ok, our house is older and this is what they use. Thank you but I know what my house needs.

So I'm about to pay for the items tell me why his wife moved me out of the way to see how much I owed the woman and how I was paying for it. It's like excuse me?! So the old guy refuse to stop arguing so I left in a hurry. Now at this point in mad as hell, I got to battle with gladiator hill district rats and this old douchewaffle was just telling me what the smurf to do at my house!


Well I get home and I go to change the fuses. The rats thinking I was down there longer than necessary decided to intimidate me by making noise. So I got my little cap gun out and started shooting away like I was The Rifleman. Thankfully there was a bottle of ammonia and they're not fond of the smell so i dump a bunch of it by the door in case I needed a quick getaway. Plus I didn't want the raccoons getting friendly with the garage either. So I had noticed that they had chewed a hole in the basement door and chewed up a old box and I figured they don't like the basement much. It floods often and is always damp and cold. Now the fuse box is located behind a 40 year old freezer and I have to squeeze past that and some old panelling my dad had that's old, warped and hard to move. I called and told my mom to call me when ALL the lights came on.


So there I am changing the fuses and I hear this creepy music coming on strong. I'm like:

WTF?! Have the wolverines and raccoons come to kick my ass and eat me??? Are there gonna be zombies?? I really don't want to run tonight....

So since I'm forever alone literally and I don't get any phone calls of whatsoever. I changed my ringtone to Michael Jackson Thriller for Halloween. Didn't even know I didn't change it to something else. That's how sad and pathetic my life is lol. I pick up and it's mom and I'm like what mom??

I'M IN THE DARK OH MY GOODNESS!!!! Bathroom lights are on (´･Д･)」

Mom I said to call me when ALL THE LIGHTS CAME ON AND STAYED ON! (-｡-;

Oh oh ok sorry I'll call back ( ^ω^ ).

Why me?! I thought.


So back to changing fuses. Not only am I a fattie but I'm also short and I can barely reach the fuses. I dropped 3 of the 5 that I needed to change. Then I got shocked by one of the fuse sockets. After a time I got em all in and mom called and told me it worked out. So I was happy.

Then the rats tried to intimidate me again and I set off a few more rounds. Then poured the rest of the ammonia out on the ground. Then I locked the doors and hauled ass to the car to go get the rest of the stuff my mom wanted.


All I can say I hope I don't have to change the fuses until next year—no make that the next 5 years (-｡-;



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Bunny's Confessions #21

"50 Complaints of Bunny"

Like always I'll have to admit I but off more than I could chew. Then while I sit here I have to say that if I didn't do that it wouldn't be much of a challenge now would it?? Keep Calm & Bunny On!

When I planned this project. I'll admit and say I didn't have it all together and more or less winged it up until now. Probably will do so until the end. However a friend was talking to me on Facebook and made mention that this project sounded similar to 50 Shades Of Grey. I am not though so we don't get a mix up here lol. But I thought about it and I liked the titled but we were about to drag this out for 50 Days!! I got a Christmas project to do! Lets not forget the Sims and the novel isnt finished either!! We ain't got time for all of that. So I decided to include it anyway in some way or form lol.


Now since I couldn't get all my confessions in. I decided that I would write down 50 confessions, one sentence only—in no particular order. It'll be tough but I'm sure I can do it lol.


So buckle those seat belts it going to be a bumpy ride!


And away we go!



1. I had severely crossed teeth as a child and they were bucked bad.


2. I actually have no bones in my month above my top front teeth due to removal after a head concussion.


3. Never been out on date nor had a boyfriend ever.


4. A piece of string amazes me like it does cats

5. French Fries/Potato Wedges taste good with Tostitos Con Queso Dip.


6. French fries also taste good when dipped in ice cream.


7. I'm not much of a domesticated woman, but I will try lol.


8. I hated spending time with my parents and now I regret it the most.


9. I believe in Superstitions.


10. I talk to myself probably more so than others.


11. I hate the outdoors, always have and always will.


12. I'm a tomboy at heart even though I act a bit girly sometimes.


13. Believe it or not right now as I type this, I don't have any friends.


14. I'm a procrastinator.


15. I've turned into a judgmental cunt because people judged me too much in life.


16. I love to clean and wash clothes and by #7 I mean housewifery.


17. I don't like change and it's hard for me to adjust and accept it.


18. I always wish upon a star.


19. Saw my first shooting star during the summer.


20. I'm more of a Vampire than a Night Owl lol.

21. I believe that all men are shallow and hypocritical.


22. I'm only a fattie because I love to eat sweets and junk food lol.


23. I'm selfish, demanding and egotistical at time—but hey I'm an only child, I'm suppose to be.


24. Deep down I still would want to like to get married and have a family—just who I am conflicts that.


25. My mom didn't know she was pregnant with me and only had a 13-day pregnancy.


26. When I get attached to someone I begin to fall in love them.


27. I've traveled to Kailua-Kona, Hawaii and loved it!!


28. I can't ride a bike, rollerblade or swim.


29. I've died before—quite a few times.


30. I hate the holidays Thanksgiving and Easter.


31. I pick my nose and giggle at fart jokes like a hyena XD.


32. I learn something new everyday due to the poor education I received.


33. I was really scared when I got my tongue pierced.


34. I've had my piercings pierced over again same whole due to the jewelry falling out and my hole closing up.


35. I get lost easily.


36. I don't always understand simple directions.


37. The little Japanese I do know wasn't learned by watching anime but because I took courses in it as a kid.


38. My mom dressed me up in a Sailor Fuku for picture day at school when I was in elementary lol.


39. My first love is Food, then it's Sims and Sailor Moon.


40. I don't remember who I had my first kiss with.


41. When I cold I get extremely sleepy, coffee also has the same affects (makes me sleepy).


42. I like cream and honey in my tea ever since I was kid.


43. My favorite color wasn't always blue; it was red and orange.


44. I laugh in my sleep like people snore and sleep with m eyes open XD.


45. I'm afraid of our backyard, always have been.


46. I love computer aided drafting and building homes as well.


47. I just had the most epic epiphany to make an awesome adjustment to my Sims home.


48. I easily get distracted like in #47 lol.


49. I know I'm imperfect, strange and weird; but I'm a good person once you get to know me and you'll love me to death—figuratively speaking.


50. And I did this post in the most easiest and laziest possible way lol.



Nothing fantastic but a confession is a confession right?? Lol XD




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