Whisper: First Love

 

Tungdoms

Hi kids!

I thought this was interesting. 

Now most of you know, when engaging in any sex of any kind you should always use protection as much as possible. So whether it be vaginal, oral, or even anal—WRAP SOMETHING UP! 

Now let's talk about oral sex. 

We all love it. We find it enjoyable and it's probably the next best thing to waffles (because pancakes trump all lol). But you should use a condom or dentaldam. THIS of course prevents STIs like Herpes from being transmitted. 

But what about your tongue?? Like at first this was funny but seriously why isn't that a thing?? 

Ok but before I get ahead of myself 

 

It's funny—hilarious even. 

But seriously why isn't this a thing?! Yeah your mouth is the quickest healing part on your body. And can withstand man germs, bacteria and such. But what if you need more than dentaldam??? Not all guys know how to eat the cooter. They wanna explore pass the Vag Door and get inside (even though they'd be fine with the doorbell aka clitoris)....

I can say from a female's stand point some women don't keep the Vagina as clean as they should. Who wants to go into a haunted house with more cobwebs and creepy crawlers than expected??? Not I! 

But we also know cold sores happen inside the mouth. So can herpes too! That dentaldam can do but only so much. 

They need to make this a thing! 

Whisper: Nurse Condom

 

Whisper: Dad Joke

 

Whisper: Baby Mama Drama

 

Whisper: Jeally Ex

I actually considered doing this when my now ex was still my boyfriend lol 




 

Whisper: Baby Sister

 

Whisper: Librarian Condoms

 

Happy Condom Week 2017!!

Hey kids!!

I hope you guys and dolls had a good Valentine's! I do believe this is the first one that I actually enjoyed. Though I was single and alone. I enjoyed my outing and the people I met this evening. My heart shaped pizza, cookie cake and Trolls movie! I had a blast. Even brought my two crazy kitten-cats some new toys and a house. So we had fun. 

Though I would rather have gotten flowers, candies and my boot rubbed on my undercover lover—eh what you gonna do right??? 

Anyways I came across some spectacular awesomeness one day. Whisper. How many of us know what that is? Ok so it's basically an app that lets you post something honest, funny or whatever to everyone anonymously. At first I thought it was a bit much. But over the years I've grown fond of it. I love seeing what other secrets or tidbits people have. On a weird side of the token it's enlightening actually. 

So this year for condom week. Besides all my regular shenanigans, I'mma post a few whispers that I came across that I absolutely love! And I hope you like them too! 

Like always! 

Practice safe sex while having fun!

 

Happy Valentines Day