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Misguided Desire

Lately I've been in this looped emotional roller coaster. Why exactly, I don't know. But what's weird about it is the fact that I keep flip flopping back and forth between what i want. That's it. It's crazy isn't it?? It's like one want is more important than the other want but they're both wants. It's like trying to stick to negative magnets together and hoping that they stick together or find a happy crooked medium. Lately, I've been pondering and thinking. I think it's mostly due to the ...

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Ringtones

Hi kids!! I know it's been a long time since i last posted something from the heart, soul and twisted mind of mine lol. But this will be quick. So i've been noticing lately that it seems like there are tons of iPhone owners. Which I'm all like to each their own because we all have out preferences when it comes to stuff right?? But what's really weird about it all is the fact that we all seem to have that same iphone ringtone xylophone. Why?? There are more than enough to choose from but it seems ...

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Window Shopped Bitterness

You ever felt a broken heart??Trust me it's not a good feeling. Honestly I don't like feeling it either, least I can say I know what it's like. After this last time I'm through—I just can't deal.I don't like when people window shop my feelings. You know what you can afford, what you need and what you want. If I don't fall within those categories, why are you acting like I have to go throuh the moments and deal with your bullshit?? Like window shopping is suppose to be ok. It's one thing trying ...

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Solitary Confinement

I think people who don't like being single got it all fucked up. If you can't enjoy your own company then wtf you fin to do with someone else?? Honestly—This girl enjoys being single. No I don't wanna talk about relationships or kids or families. Or where the hottest spot is to turn up at. None of that. Let's talk about the weather or porn or whatever. Like who cares. Let's enjoy the moment and not talk about something that isn't a majority in everyone's lives. Just like we all don't own a car ...

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Sexy Novelty Soaps

We all have that one thing that's our favorite item no matter what it is. For me it's dildos, panties and neckties lol. For others it can be stamps, coins, antiques, ceramic items and so on and so forth. Well every so often I'm a soap enthuisiast. Why?? I don't know, soap fascinates me to a weird level. I love the cute soaps in different shapes, even Hotel soap rocks my socks. My mama use to collect them as "decorations" and she had like 4 jars filled with seashell and heart shaped soaps. I liked ...

The Great Wall Of Vagina

So I came across this awesome phenomenon a few weeks ago on Facebook and knew this would be something I talked about ...

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Relationships Are For The Birdz

....Literally.Within the last week I've had two guys tell me I need to be in a relationship. Honestly any other time I would dismiss it because it's just talk, conversation you know?? But this time I got pissed. Because it was more of an insult and I didn't realize it until now. I'm not single by my choosing. I'm single by choice but not my choice. I've had plenty of guys approach me but majority of them want to fuck while the rest just want a temporary fix until they get their home life ...

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No, No Not At All—

I wake up every morning with the hope that today will be my breakthrough. Then I go to bed every night disappointed and a step back from where I started. Even in between with my faith and hope on a unstable tree limb; getting closer to my goal of contented happiness is more of a fantasy than a reality. Don't say I'm negative or frustrated and hope for the best when my world is falling apart underneath me and nothing I do, say or use can hold it together. I wake up every morning ...

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Lily: *imma sneak in the closet, she can't see me #stealthmode* Bunny: Lilith! Lily: *how she see me? I'mma distract ...

Let's Talk About Death

Guy: Hi I'm calling from homewood Cemetary. Can I speak to Ramsey? Bunny: Depends on which one you're looking for Guy: Amelia (suppose to be Armella) Bunny: Armella's dead.  Guy: Oh! Well....um.....err....is Mr. Ramsey available? Bunny: No, he's dead also.  Guy: oh.... Um well we try to prevent this and uh yeah our system isn't updated regularly and so, yeah. Um are you by chance interested in having a space with us?? Bunny: No.  Guy: oh, well ok I'll update the list and ...

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Looking For Tony & Antoinette

Ok so I'm watching Iron Man for the first time and the most breathtaking moment just happen. If you haven't seen it I'm sorry. But anyway. Obadiah is trying to rebuild the iron man suit and one of the scientist tells him it's impossible. And here's what's happen quote for quote:Obadiah Stane: [shouting] Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!William Ginter Riva: Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.It blew me away!! Why?? Because it reminds me of all ...

Patriotic Nail Art

I wanted to post this on Memorial Day because a design I did last year for Memorial's you all never got the chance to see. ...

"HER"

I dunno if it's the curve of her backThat takes me aback?Or could it be the love that I lack?Her eyes are focused sharp like a tack. Her lips whisper, "As a matter of fact..."Her voice sounding like the purr of a cat. What was said I can't remember exact ...

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Filtered Heartache

Even though in my current situation I'm trying to make things work and find a job or at least find some ways of making money so I can at least take care of myself and the kittens. But it's been very hard. There are many times I've doubted myself, many times I wanted to kick myself for something I've done or something I should've/could've/would've done. In the end I keep telling myself, keep reminding myself that through all this pain, through this unbearable struggle—have faith that it'll ...

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A Rainbow Bouq

Honestly this is by far the most beautifulest thing I have seen in a long time. Mostly I'm not into flowers or bouquets. ...

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Jobs, Yo—

What fucks me up the most about searching to employment is the fact that job postings lie. Whether it's the catchy title or the intriguing summary. It's a lie. Now this job's summary said: no experience is required, entry level, we train you, apply now for immediate consideration. So I clicked on it. After reading a short essay on how awesome this job was here's what's needed for the job. Before I get to that, I've notice a lot of jobs want your attention and they throw out like ...

Get To Know U

You know, I get pissed when guys say, "I want to get to know." I'm not totally sure if you really want to get to know me or you just want to find out certain information about me just so you can figure out what suits you at the moment. I'm not saying all guys do this. But it seems like everytime I come in contact with a guy and he wants to "get to know me" he's doing it to see if I'm his dream girl or if he can mold me into something I'm definitely not. For me it feels like a fucking ...

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I rarely pay attention and I'm sorry kids. Anyway here's two coupons for you from HHGREGG. This is the last day to ...

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Do you love your smartphone??If you said no reread the question. If you said yes—GREAT!!Ok so I came across this last night. At first I'm like this is totally garbage and reminded me of swag bucks immediately. You bust your rump to collect points and then end up with virtual or cheap amusement park prizes. Then after I tried it, within an hour I earned 1000 points. The best part is this.....you can use the points you earn to buy other apps. Yeah you know those games you want but you're ...

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Cuz Ur Weht

I found this wildness on facebook and I can't help but crack it up any moment I watch it,  so go check it out if you need a laugh or two lol (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk')); Post by George Armstrong. ...

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