It's Fucked Up

I really didn't know what else to name this but at the moment I'm frustrated, hurt, disgusted, pissed, agitated, aggravated and so many more emotions to the point I'm falling apart from the inside out.As I sit here and think how people who've got their lives together bitch and moan abut the silliest shit, it pisses me off. Why?? I never got to live a life of my own. I probably never will. Most people my age are starting families or making them bigger, others are getting well into their careers ...

I/2 Off Olive Garden Coupon!

So I got a coupon!! You buy one entrée at Olive Garden and get your second one half off! But this deal is only good ...

A Lavender Love Spell

I thought that since I'm waiting for the water to get hot so I can bathe myself for the night that I would talk about something that's been on my mind lately.Maybe a week or two ago, I happen to come across the mailman. I hadn't seen him since maybe January or possibly even December. I was glad of that. Just letting all the years wasted on loving him flow back to me and do a double rewind like a bad movie just tainted my emotions even more so. Seeing him and just looking at him broke my heart and ...

Saphir The Stray Cat

So last night while I was sitting outside with Madea and her sickness. I kept hearing this noise, it was faint at first. It was almost like someone in your dream calling your name, you know. I sat there and continued fumbling on my phone. And as time went on the sound got louder and I realized it was a kitten. It was crying, but because it was so dark I couldn't tell where it was at or if it was close or being attacked or if anything stuck and needing help of some sort. Eventually it came out ...

Rockabye Deal #12

Hey kids!!  It's been awhile since the last deal and I was beginning to wonder if they gave up on Rockabye lol.  So Zulily ...

But In Reality

Hi Kids!! I hope you all weren't too alarmed with my last post thinking that I had kicked the bucket or something. It's just been lately everything seems to be going hay wire. It seems I can't catch a break or even get some solitary moments to myself to even potty without some craziness popping off and ruining my life. Since I have a few spare moments I decided to come talk to you guys and dolls because I've miss you all a lot!!Last month, I began writing a post on what happened. Unfortunately ...

Mini Mojito Pops

Is your little one teething or requiring a staple to beat this unbearable heat wave?? I found this cute recipe on how ...

I Hate Life

Regardless. When people say, 'oh stay positive,' or 'keep your head up,' or 'one day things will get better' that hurts my feelings more so than help me. I never thought being told to give up would be so much more hurtful than saying so myself. Yeah I may get frustrated and may need a break and shout out the statement in protest. But there was always the hope of one day being happy that I clung to. That I fought hard for. But.....now that seems more of a dreaded nightmare than a hopeful dream. Today ...

An Intrigued Deviant

I was going to write about something inspirational but that'll have to wait until I get this off my mind or chest or whatever. So a few months back I mentioned this guy that was trying to hook up with me. Everytime I talked to him he had a new bit of purposely "forgotten" information that for me those are things you shouldn't leave out and definitely don't evade them at any cost. WHY? Because when the shit hits the fan I don't want to be the one having to kick everybody's ass including the fan. Anyway, ...

When Madea Babysits

My mom and dad watched out neighbors' grandson this one time a few years ago. They had to take him to the birthday party and he's an obnoxious little prick and even as a teenager he's even worst. So he got mad because they didn't want to be "on time" according to him. Here's what happen:Boy: We are wasting time you know?Time is everything...Time is money...Time is...Madea: TIME IS SHUT THE FUCK UP!! THATS WHAT THE TIME IS! ...

X-Rated Poetry

"Penis""Vagina" Roses are penises Violets are penises Everything is a penis Penis —Dragula vagina vagina ...

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