Ri-dic-dic-diculous

I showed my mom a picture of a relative who gain a bit-o-weight....well lets say a lot of weight. So my mama says: "OH MY GOD!! HER FAT HAS GOTTEN RIDICULOUS!! THIS IS CRAZY!! SHE REALLY NEEDS TO CALM THAT FAT DOWN IMMEDIATELY! ...

Only When You're Smarter

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Casino Vagina

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Not At The Table, Carlos!

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Breakfast, Lunch, & Yummy Nom Nom

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Excuse Me While I Get Naked

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Fuck Mornings

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New Vocabulary

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The Questionnaire

I thought it had been awhile since we've done something like this. So I found this awesomeness on Facebook and decided ...

The Actual Reason For Resumes

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The Honeymoon

Found this by chance and it cracked me up lol. I think I would've gave him $45 change XD Sour ...

The Stuff I Find On Facebook

I thought this was hilarious that this kid just killed the whole conversation on how this optical illusion is so mesmerizing. ...

A Whore House

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Sundays Are Bra Day

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Lighten Up, Kid

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I Sawz A Bunny! Pt. 2

Previously on I Sawz A Bunny!  We encountered something cute.... We will now view such said cuteness! Do you know how many centuries it took me just to get this posted on here?!  Ugh technology is such a cunt sometimes!!  Anyway here's the adorable video of the cute little bunny just munching his greens and hopping along so adorably!! Lol. ...

Be A Man

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Celebrate Black Day April, Man-less May, No Jonesin' June

Just Kickin July Aloner August Single By Choice September One Block Of Ice Cream, Please October ...

Uñas & Cía: Nail Art Magazine

So I found this magazine while I was at the Walgreens this evening. I was amazed that they had a Nail Art magazine. However ...

I Sawz A Bunny!

So I saw a Bunny Today!! Guess what kids??   The cute little thing was in our front yard. I was so surprised ...

I ♥ Boobs

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Why I Love Being Bisexual

These are just a few of the reasons why I love being bisexual. I didn't become bisexual because it was a choice ...

So Uncouth

While I was making a pit stop st the grocery store. I came across this woman in the picture with her little boy. Not only ...

A Hypocritical Society

Me and my best bud was talking about how people talk about how other people are themselves. Some can or might accept if ...

Hair Yoga pt. 2

Well I must admit that stretching a perm did work well for me and my hair came out nice. I'm a little disgusted I had to use a small portion of a second box of perm because the companies refuse to fill the jars all the way up. Plus I noticed this time around while I was perming it stripped a lot of my hair color away. You can see it up close but from a far it looks dark. I'm pleased with the results and my hair straightened nicely this morning regardless of the whole talk about getting that ...

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"Wicked Rain vol. 2" When the rain calls my name I am quickly departed from my fame Easily entered into a new game Unhappy over the sudden change Umberella-less, oh how lame... "Wicked Tea Party" Will you have one lump or two? Oh no you mustn't, that sandwich isn't meant for you! Did you curtsy when you said, 'How Do You Do?' We're all a little MAD here, if you didn't know... Come closer, we must remove those limbs from your Torso. "Wicked Hands" That caress the neck so gently Long, ...

As The Carrot Turns: The Swimmy Pool

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Too Much To Ask For??

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Who Wears Short Shorts??

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Pardon My Ghetto

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What A Fool Believes

So while I was finishing checking out at the store. Here comes this young hot strapping man or maybe worker to package up my groceries in a bag. He even had a mesmerizing smile He was cute and adorable in a way but I could tell he was young. Not saying a few or several years is bad. But yeah not my thing. I don't like feeling like a baby cougar on the contrary of popular belief lol. Then I thought imagine all the thing I could make him do if he was my slave.. ...

Awesome Dad

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Equality On Holidays

Usually on holidays I go an buy my mom a card. Just so she knows that I'm thinking about our and to make her happy. Even ...

Happy Father's Day

I just wanted to wish all the wonderful men out there a Happy Father's Day. Cherish this day like no other and ...

No H8

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—(•·÷[Wicked Midnight Series 2]÷·•)—

"Wicked Stars" I've Forgotten to Love I've Forgotten to Trust I can't seem to remember; I need to recount the wicked stars... "Wicked Scar" In the darkness I fell Down in the ground I dwell I can't seem to cast a spell  This scar is 7 years old Why hasn't this wound gotten well?? "Wicked Heart" Deep in my heart I fear we can never part You stabbed my heart so gently Yet it bleeds so profusely  Eventually... I may never come to love another like you, so intensely "Wicked ...

Bad Sex

So I came across this link to an article on Facebook a few days ago that talked about how you can tell ahead of time ...

Something Springfield, Something Awesome!

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You're A Cookie

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Are You An Instagram Junkie??

Great!!! Now we can always be together :D ...

A Panty Mishap

The other day when I went to the store. I had to take a brief potty break. Speaking of the potty. Why must the lights ...