Every Place Needs This Sign, Including My Facebook

How I Act When I See Family Members I Haven't Seen In 6 Lifetimes & 3 Days...

Oh so you're my great-grandmother's sister's brother-in-law's baby cousin Shanelle.....
That kinda makes us related I guess, in an impromptu fashion......
Nice to meet you my name is Delicious and I don't know any of these other weirdos...

As The Carrot Turns: Bunnies Love Attention

We bunnies love to be loved this way or to at least get this kind of attention.

I Hate You...

Never Fails Does It??

 

If that happens let them go be a cunt on their own, but be prepared there will be more....

A Digital Heart

I found this wonderful picture along with others on Tumblr and thought it was the best thing I had ever seen it was perfect and said exactly how I felt! So this is usual thank you from me to you guys and dolls out there in internet land as well as many other friends of mine I've met online and they've become my bestest friends in the whole wide world and that makes me happy.

You don't always need an interaction with people to make friends, if you guys connect and have a few things in common and get along great—then you've got a bonafide friendship. Remember one thing hold on to it, sometimes the nonphysical is better than the physical.

Click on one of the images to see the full post, if that doesn't work click here, and definitely follow me if you have a tumblr!!

Grumpy Cat Tarter Sauce Appreciation Post

I'll admit I am in love with this cat. I would be ever so happy to have her just gawking at people ever so wryly lol. I guess that defines my having some serious issues huh?? HAHAHAHAA

Nail Art Fantabulous!!

So while I was getting my thoughts together for a nail design for next month and since it's Valentine's I thought I would step up the occasion. However they all have the same cute little hearts and pink this and red that and all this and that and I'm all like that is so cliched to the original and I wasn't feeling it.  Especially since it'll only be for  for what 2 weeks or so. Then I decided well let's make it interesting and use a color that's unusual for Valentine's and speaks louder than usual. Anyway I still haven't decided on what I wanted to do....

Whilst I was looking for ideas and a little bit of inspiration, I happened to find a few blogs that cater to the fancier nail arts in life or at least I think so and I thought I would share it with you gals and dolls out there. So click the images below to see more nail art, nail tips and even ideas on designs and polishes.

Bunny & Strawberry 3D Art

Japanese Kawaii Nail Art & Tutorials 

(one of which I used for the 31 Day Challenge)

Zebra Swimsuit Nail Art Tutorial

Not Sure If Miniature Pie or Awesome Cuppycakes....

I found this awesome picture on tumblr and just had to share it with you kids. OMG how cute is this?? Imagine how exciting it could be with different colored M&Ms or even gumdrops or even those fruit shaped gum drops! Oh my goodness the possibilities are endless! 

 Anyway enjoy this awesomeness ^_^

Cocky

When I first read this I sat there like....Dafuq did I just read??

Hips Don't Lie??

While I was on my backup Facebook page browsing through the feed. I noticed this post that was saying how beautifully gorgeous this woman was and so and so forth. But honestly I sat there with my mouth gaped at how huge her hips were! I'm assuming she's from The UK given the article's origin. Her name is Mikel Ruffinelli, her hubby loves her sexy 8ft hips and says she'll never diet.

I'll be honest right now and say how vindictive I felt seeing this woman with her abnormal shape. It wasn't her confidence or how she flashed her jiggly parts like a Boss Lady. It was the fact that she not only was able to nab one man but two then top it off have four children! Stating she's an hour glass shape, I personally think she either failed in school or never need an actual hour glass before. Now I don't want anyone to misunderstand and think I'm jealous or trying to hate on her confidence. It's nothing like that. It's the fact that I get pissed that men say they know what kind of woman they want and how she has to be perfect in every way and then nab a woman like her but has the nerve to tell someone like me, who's a good 10 sizes if not more smaller than her, that I'm way too fat and obese. To me that's ridiculous and absolute nonsense.

But I see this in everyday life and even on TV these men are with these women that leave nothing to be desired really, whether it's their misshapen bodies, horrible attitudes or ugly make-up caked faces. Then I have to ask or wonder if you feel that once you supposedly fall in love all the things you once considered to be a problem has gone out the door then what takes you so long or what brings you to that point in life?? That's like a child finally accepting to eat their veggies like their mama said. Is it the misrepresentation of what kind of woman they want?? Or just plain confusement?? I even have to wonder what kind of man she married since he seems to condone her taking nude photos for some sexually inclined website. I really can't imagine a man being ok with that no matter how much money she's getting really.


Then again I guess that's where the to each their own comes into play. However it could also be the difference in countries and environments. To be honest I can't accept her story her being 400lbs and healthy and able to have kids. That's just too far fetched for me and plus you never see a picture of her oldest child. I do know one thing, being bisexual, her physique isn't turning me on at all it's nothing to do with her being a big woman, it's just down right disturbing and not attractive at all.

How I Feel First Waking Up

They're Bringing Sexy Back

I was watching the Today show and they happen to show different things that were repeat worthy of this year and they show this. Oh my goodness this is by far the funniest most awesomest thing I have ever seen and I totally had to share with the other hobbits like me out there XD.

Silly I know but totally worth it, I think Biden might have a career in music :D hahaha!

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

What A Surprise!

When Men & Women...

When women do this or say this. Not only does it disturb me but it trips me out when Men say the same exact thing. I'm sitting here like what the actual fuck?? What do you mean it's tight when a traffic tunnel is tighter than their cunt. That's usually because they've had a bunch kids or gotten rid of them either or.

But come on, I wish men and women stop promoting this and making something like this that's horrible and unhealthy a positive note. Like what if the vagina falls inside out I guess they'll say OH HEY JUST GRAB THE PLUNGER AND SHOVE IT BACK IN THERE AND LET'S GET IT ON!!!


People never cease to amaze me.

The 8 Qualities Of A Perfect Husband

Wrong Number

Updates Are Here!!

I thought I would spice things up this time as far as updates go :D haha. Instead of posting a big old post about about, why not simplify it and do it with what I do best??

So in addition to all this awesomeness! I don't want you guys and dolls to forget that Bunny Boo now has its own Facebook Page which you should really like (and remember sharing is caring)!! Plus I finally think I fixed the updates that weren't showing up on the Facebook page timeline and if not now I know I'll have to post it up.

I think soon enough I'll need to hire a staff who wants some volunteer experience since I'm too broke to pay anybody XD!


Oh yeah!! One more thing kids! Please don't forget to sign the Guestbook if you get a chance ^_^ I would really appreciate it to hear from you guys and dolls.

Vladimir Is So Graceful

I'm not even going to lie when I saw this early this morning I couldn't help but crack the fuck up into this delirious state of laughter. I'm serious I was 2 centimeters from a happy Death.

Like what happened with the last leg?? Did you not realize that you knock everything into the tub?? Even now I can barely type without error because this is still so hilarious to me....I'm goofy I know but yawl like it and I totally made your day ^_^

Who Needs Men???

As The Carrot Turns: A Royal Flush

So now it's time for the unofficial part two for the new year [Read: Better Late Than Never!!]. Hmm where to start though.... Eh I guess we'll let it flow naturally and see how it goes.

Oh I know lets start off with my Sims 3, after those two weeks of downloading and installing them back in November tell me why I ended up with an error and my saved gave would not open nor would it run and it made no sense to me. I tried the few minor fixes and it didn't work and decided to uninstall it and then re-install it. Still nothing, and so I decided to wait it out and give them a break and see what happens. 

Next is the big thing. So before Christmas, me and Madea did some big shopping because there was snow and the weather was crappy and just to stock up. So used all but $82 or $87 of my food stamps. I ended up going to the store a few days later to pick up a few more things we had forgotten and went to use my food stamps and the machine told me there was something wrong with machine and it wouldn't swipe  the card. Sometimes that happens with the card machine, it accepts it and it doesn't. So I decided not to get too worried about such said problem and move it along. Well I got a letter telling me about when the food stamps would be distributed to my Access card. Thinking all is fine, when I went to the store to pick up a few flu remedies for my mom when she got sick, I got another letter. This letter said that my food stamps were going to get cut off January 1st because I was no longer eligible to receive food stamps reason being is that I didn't turn in the renewal papers and failed to show up for my interview. I'm sorry what now??? I did turn in my papers, and saw not one but two people that day and the woman said it was fine and I waited December 13, 2012 for them to call me at 11:30 AM and they never did call. So how exactly is this my fault?? Because I was in a delirium I couldn't comprehend the paper until I read again a few days later. It had the nerve to say that I could appeal and someone might call me in March 2013. What in the heck is this bull crap?! Now I plan on re-applying for food stamps and I'm going to be a real pain in the ass for my gosh damn food stamps that's owed to me. I refuse to be told no because I don't meet some silly or far fetched requirements, I feel it's due to me and I won't take no for an answer. So yeah when time comes, I'll be declaring war on the welfare office....very soon.

Now, I decided to...Well lets say I had a moment within myself where I didn't want to be defeated. I wanted to try one more time. Even if there was a possibility of risking a failure, I still wanted to do it. I decided to contact a sperm donor, yes a sperm donor. What compelled me to do so, I don't really know. I did so wondering if, by any chance, I could at least try one more time and see if I can attain my goal and be genuinely happy for once in my life. I'll say now that I honestly thought he wouldn't contact me back but yet he surprised me and contacted me back. He called himself Joe. He seemed nice and sort of friendly. I asked if he was still offering services or not. He said yes and asked me a few personal questions about when my last period was and a picture of myself and such. At first it seemed strange, maybe because it was uncharted waters for me. Then again, it felt sort of liberating. Until he asked if I was interested in a Natural or Artificial Insemination. I really had to think about that. I had thought about it before and always considered the Natural way, it's more probable and gives a higher chance at getting pregnant. The thought of having sex with a serious complete stranger who not only disguises his name but gives no history on himself. That's a serious 6 feet down from a random bar guy you pick up for a one night stand. I sat there thinking all I know is this fake name, he's a donor, lives somewhere he won't tell me, and has over 20 children about 5 of them with colored women, the rest I assumed were Caucasians or other races. Since I don't know him well, that also means I have to risk the possibility of being subjected to sexually transmitted diseases or infections. I was frighten and I'm not afraid to say so. Then I thought about Artificial Insemination and how awkward and unpleasing it can be hooking up with a Turkey Baster. Not very exciting nor romantic in any way or form. However I would be a bit safer and I wouldn't feel uncomfortably awkward. Then I thought what are the other women doing?

Then I remembered, my situation isn't nothing like theirs. They had friends who didn't mind fathering a baby out of wedlock without being forced into a commitment. Or they found donors who were perfect and worth it and not a total creep and came running to them in a heart beat. Then the third strike.....quite a few of them were all ready in a relationship of some sort, be it same sex, serious or marriage. Or they had very supportive families and/or friends to be there for them. For the first time I felt lost and confused as if I never prepared myself for something like this. So I decided to be a big girl and go about it alone, and I chose Artificial Insemination. Joe told me if I wanted it that way I would need to come to him to get it and he was a good 3-4 hours away from where I live. Then tried to persuade me (in a discouraging sort of way) into Natural Insemination because he said he would come to me. But I doubt he would be considering I living with my mother and a hotel would be more suitable and some men get too big headed and think they are hot stuff and they want you to accommodate them regardless of what they say. I didn't like the fact of meeting a strange man 3 hours away from home for a teaspoon of sperm and all that process could be done for nothing. I also didn't want him coming my way just for sex and meeting him at some random hotel if that was a possibility. I didn't feel safe and it made me wish I had someone come and save me. Then I realized, I wanted to do this on my own...

But for that split second I didn't want to do it on my own, I wanted my prince in shining aluminum foil and duct tape to come and save me just in case I got hurt or kidnapped or mistreated or anything. If that was the case, why wouldn't I be trying to have a baby with him instead?? What makes him so inadequate or ill prepared for the notion?? Then I wondered am I really ready for a baby?? I say I am and I feel and think I am, but something's yanking on my heart and got me thinking the exact opposite. Oh yeah, that's right....this isn't how I wanted it to be originally. I may feel that love and a relationship of any sort with anybody is futile and a waste of good time and energy. I guess for once in my life for a long time I wanted to have what all the other women take for granted and never truly wanted in the first place. I felt so abstract about the whole thing. 

Well I decided to forgo it. I did give it a shot and the other donors I saw all wanted natural sex and in one sense you can't blame them since you want something from them, there's got to be something in it for them right?? Especially since they're doing it (or they're suppose to be doing it) "free of charge." Or maybe that's the guiltiness in me talking and I'm making an excuse. Whatever it may be, I can't go through with it. I guess it's time for me to face facts and accept that. Even though I prepared my whole life to be a wife and a mother, the universe is telling me that's not the right thing for me to be doing. One wouldn't keep trying at something they've always been a failure at hoping for one day where perfection will arise and they become a success. It doesn't work that way. But if it did, we'd all be getting what we wanted right??

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Quote Of The Night

"It seems like women between the ages of 25 and 45 are in the dead zone to men and all that's left are the 8th grade boys"

— Gigi,  Are We There Yet?

Essentials

The Real Go Fuck Yourself Definition

This is what people mean when they tell you to go fuck yourself. Or when you tell people to go fuck themselves, keep this image in mind ^_^

You're Welcome!

Mirrored Image

I don't understand men's logic on how they pick women. It's hypocritical and inconsistent.

They say they want a Woman that's damn near next to Halle Berry Perfection—yet they pick up the ugliest woman with the nastiest personality who's just a turn off with everybody. She's usually rude, nasty and has a jealous streak similar to a lion's fight over a lioness.

But they wife that woman and impregnate her or even vice versa. Then sit there and complain about how unhappy they are and want a NEW woman to correct what the wifey ain't doing. Or be the woman the wifey can't be. Or make up for whatever the wifey is slacking in. But yet he treats that other woman like a common whore, like she doesn't deserve to be treated like a human being. Or treat her like she's nothing more than a condom. Even is bold enough to tell that other woman how extravagant the wifey is over her. Or how better the wifey is, even say how the wifey doesn't need be changed and he loves her just the way she is. Yet he has the audacity to tell the other woman how imperfect and not good enough she is.…

But maybe, just maybe that's because their mothers never showed them what a good role model of a good woman is suppose to be and they're blinded by figmentation.

Because their mothers and fathers are lacking in good character. They develop the same traits and eventually the same characteristic personality.

The saying is true you fall in love with man/woman who is a mirror image of that of your father/mother. You can only expect so much out of people I guess.

Musical Note Ski Lift

Found this beautiful picture on Facebook but it took me forever to find a good source link for it though. Supposedly this beautiful ski lift is located in France. I would honestly love to visit this on day and take plenty of pictures even though I'm not really interested in skiing or other such said winter sports lol. To see the source to this photo click here.

Stranded

And I'm Single

Rockabye Deal #9

 Hey Kids!!

Just thought I would let you guys know that Zulily is hosting another Rockabye Sale starting today (January 23rd) at 6 AM PST until January 26th and get up to 50% OFF!!

To check out this deal click here!! 

Be sure to sign up for Zulily for more awesome deals for your children and family!

Beautiful Tatt

Found this beautiful tattoo on Facebook. I'm not usually a  lover of elaborate tattoos especially in places that will always be uncovered. By the way society feels about tattoos after all these years, even if everyone has at least one tattoo, there's still some nay-sayers. 

Anyway, I found this one to be absolutely beautiful! Whether it's real or fake I don't know but I love everything about it.

Schediophilia

We all have one, don't lie lol

When I See A Hottie...

I'm like Let's Play A Game Cutie....How about

Why Batman Why?!

As The Carrot Turns

Shopping it isn't for us....

Next time on As The Carrot Turns ..... A Royal Flush * dramatic music plays *

A Little Tired…

Reflectionless

I would say I agree but I can't be so sure now any more. 

The time I've got to think on it is doing nothing else but driving me crazy.

New Crayola Crayon Colors 3

• Crayola Crayon Colors 1
• Crayola Crayon Colors 2

It's Green!!

Whoopsies!!

Some 2013 Awesomeness!!

So while I was on the net, 

browsing for pictures I happen to come across this awesome calender 

and of course you know me, I just had to share it :D.

I've decided to show you one of the 4 calenders that you can print out or use it as a wallpaper for your computer. To see the other 3 calenders, click here!!

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Meal Time

It's Now Important To You...

How I Spent My Christmas...

The Kind Of Men I Like...

Are Men Like Him....
who throws money out of the window with no regrets ^_^
Sharing is Caring!!
LOL

Better Late Than Never!!

So while I'm sitting here watching The Lorax and waiting for my sims to redownload due to a mishap. I thought I would take time out and say Happy New Year to my lovers—yes you!


By the way I may be getting off topic here but I want that Disco Tree XD.


Anyway the reason why you guys and dolls haven't heard from me in like forever well it's because I unfortunately got the flu. Oh my goodness is it bad ass!!

I got sick, well actually I started feeling pretty bad the day before New Year's Eve. By time New Year's Eve came, I wasn't feeling up the par and still went about my daily life. Until around lunch time and my stomach started this wicked Paso Doble. There I sat eating my fried chicken and fruit cup. Then I decided to take a nap that lasted until a good 10-15 minutes before midnight. Did I mention my mom lost the remote a good 2 weeks before this?? Yeah she did smh. So you know that meant no New Year's Rocking anything that night!!

So there's me and Madea, getting ready to toast the New Year. We did, with our sparkling grape juice. No sooner than 5 minutes into the new year I was hugged up with the toilet feeling like Death was upon me and was going to be tearing the door down any minute. Four hours later I was able to stop heaving and hoeing and go lay down for a little while. Unfortunate around 9am New Year's Day I was back in the bathroom tossing imaginary cookies for hours and feeling oh so sick and really wishing I could die right then and there. The next few days I spent in bed moaning and groaning because it felt like I had a gasoline fire hell storm going on in my stomach. The worst part about the whole thing was that you guys know I love to eat!!! Ugh all food was evil as far as I was concerned. I personally thought I had food poisoning because that's what it felt like. Don't get me started on the chest and back pain that follow the celebration.


So a week into my own sickness, what happens?? My mom starts throwing up like a fire hydrant gone wild. Ugh Mama spent like three days throwing up and could barely make it to the bathroom so thank goodness for buckets. I was concerned to be honest like:

This is it Allah, I'mma be an orphan and I'mma need you, Buddha and the thunder cats to pray for me!!

So there we were spending a good week in bed and exhausted and tired. I've gotten better even though every now and then my stomach begins to hurt and I need to take a handful of peppermint tums and have some rest. Mama still has her cold from before the flu epidemic but she's gotten a bit better but not much. Ehh we're troopers we'll be alright lol. So no worries kids ^_^.


Anyway in the midst of my illness. Tell me why the friend I hear from every two weeks to once a month pops up like HEY HOW ARE YOU?? Well if you read my Facebook you would know I'm thinking to myself. He's so out there that he doesn't even know my Facebook got deactivated. Anyway I decided to ignore him. I wasn't feeling good and was pissed he didn't read what I last wrote to him. So then tell me why he had the nerve to have a fight with me saying I have to answer him and how he's deserved so much from me and he needs to know where he stands with me and how he's been the bestest friend to me and all this crap! Oh my goodness!! What ticked me off is when I'm like WTF you do the same thing to me and then he gave me the same excuse he always does about how rarely he goes on Facebook—yet when he wanted a piece of ass he talked to me 24/7 every fucking day—yeah uh huh. He's so self inclined that he hasn't even realized that I deleted him a day or two before he contacted me.

Yes kids, I went into a fit of rage and started deleting and blocking people left to right on Facebook. I felt it was needed. Why?? I'm tired of hearing how my problems are negativity and how that's the reason I don't have any friends type crap. Or how I just ruin their happiness or make everyone uncomfortable when I'm around. When in actuality it was them. They talk to me when they want, or only get buddy-buddy when they want a present for a new baby or wedding reception. The messed up part is that a good 5 girls I know personally are getting married within the next 6 months and did I get invited?? No. I only get invited to the reception and I'm told I need to make it up and bring gifts galore for not coming to their wedding—I'm like excuse me???? How about you invite me first then things will blow over smoothly. I even told the crazy butt how we're within 5-10 miles of each other and I never hear from him. I hear more from the friends I have over seas who are in a different country and time zones. To me that sad and says how shallow and sick minded these people in America can be. But what can you do?? That's just the way things work nowadays...

So I deleted all those who chooses not to remember my birthday, those who only call me up when they want something like money or presents or free daycare. Even those who had the nerve to tell me my problems are insignificant and useless. And even those who could possibly run a mutiny on me. And even those perverts that just work my nerves with their constant you're gonna be my sex bitch talk—yup they got deleted too. Some even got blocked. After I deleted a good 200 people, I felt so much better. No more posts about their imperfect overly exaggerated perfect lives with their significant others and hideously ugly babies. It's gone and to have the extra few minutes to my own self without getting 100 notifications about who stalked my Facebook the most. It's been fabulous!! Really it has. I feel like I'm not being weighed down, not just by other people but by myself for letting those who meant nothing in the first place get the best of me. It's truly a magical feeling.



Also I've given up on the job search—for now. I did apply to a few more places in December and didn't get much luck. One place the woman called me from two different numbers. Then another the guy wanted me to be his house maid and personal assistant wrapped into one and I haven't heard back from him at all. I also got another interview with Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant but for a place that's a good hour away in distance. So my mother suggest that I start writing novels or something. I thought it could possibly be an endeavor to try. I've got nothing to lose or gain really and until something better comes along then definitely maybe. So we'll see how that goes.



Well there is a part two and since this took me days to write lol. Plus in my delirium I made quite a few typos that needed corrected too. Maybe tomorrow if I'm out with Madea I'll start the next topic for the rest of what's been going on lol.

I would also like to mention that I met my goal of 1,440 posts by December 31, 2012!! Even thought it doesn't show it, I got to 1,500-something lol. Either way I'm happy and I made an accomplishment. Let's see if we can double that number by the end of 2013 ;D.

Anyway Happy New Year kids and I hope yours was better than mine and let's make this year another awesome one :D.

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Huh, Is That So??

Well I will admit that I love my pacifier it was by far the best sucking thing ever in this lifetime!! But then as lollipops go, my favorites are dum-dums they're small and I can also bite them :D. But honestly if a lolli didn't have a treat in the middle that made the effort of breaking the shit of it up worth it then I wasn't interested in any way or form. Popsicles ..they're too messy and the flavors are very displeasurable. So thus after the pacifier days, I no longer became interested in sucking anything that wasn't beneficial.

Does that make me a lesbian????

Valentine Heart Nail Art

I found this cute tutorial on Facebook and thought I'd share it with you gals & dolls :D


It's quite simple and easy and the circle stickers can be got from any store for under $2 (in the school/office supply aisle) for those of you unsure where to get them. I think it's cute and I bet this would be adorable with other colors as well!!