Alouette part Deux!

Alouette 

 

I love that target commercial!! Gets me kawaii excited lol

But I guess it's because it makes me think of my Dad and how much I love this song hahaha

Unpredictable

Girl get comfortable we bout to do something you neva done before
Baby not the usual tonight we gettin unpredictable
So tryyy to roll with it baby... baby
I’m a make you feel like you neva felt,
Girl all because you let me get unpredictable


Baby 1 plus 1 ain't 2 when you wit me
'C' ain't after 'A' and 'B' when you wit me
It don't make sense right now but it will
Later on when you see how I make you feel
Regular ain't in my vocabulary
When it comes to love makin neither is missionary
Positions girl, pick one, better yet some
Never mind that we tryin all the fun

Its funny how things work out. Here I am chillin, kickin it , RELAXING. Listening to a song I haven't heard in a long time, before my world came to an end! However I couldn't help but smile at the lyrics because it basically explained how I felt at the moment. Made the task at hand more understandable and made me happy. Thank you Jamie Foxx for that. Plus I was having dirty, naughty, sexy thoughts—

Triple-Ex Marks the Spot!!


Sorry bout that ^_^ but Jamie's a HOTT and I'd totally tear that ass up!!! LIKE TOMORROW WAS NEVER COMING!!! But don't sit there and act like you don't have someone you wouldn't want to rape because they're a total hottie—famous or not lol.


Anyway your innocence is important to me =D.



So like it says at the top of that upper left-hand corner, I really do mean to give yawl the best unpredictably. It would be me, it wouldn't be fun, it wouldn't be LIFE if I didn't do so right?? And that chorus and first verse explains it all.


I don't do good with scheduled things nor am I good with being on time. But if I didn't procrastinate I wouldn't see or experience a lot of things. And if Life was predictable, I would be able to work DAMN WELL under pressure and turn everything I touch into a masterpiece or something close to it right?? Lol


Anyway, I hope that do far you guys have enjoyed the ride and will continue to throw your hands up and scream, giggle, shout and all that other good amusement sounds and gestures hehehe.


So don't get upset if something doesn't go your way. Don't panic if things dont go according to plans. That's whats it interesting. Just go with the flow and things will work themselves out :). Trust me!! I'm the girl who can write a 10-page paper for a college business writing class that I had less than 10mins to get TO!!!



Yup, that's why I'm the Boss Lady >;D LOL

Babe get comfortable we bout to do something you neva done before; not the usual—we gettin Unpredictable ;)

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Another Walgreens Episode

Usually when I go to the Walgreens first thing in the morning it's because I hate going to the colored people corner store. Well I hate going there period. I don't like that it's always crowded and creepers are hanging around it. Not safe, not safe at all.


Welp this particular morning. I went there to pick up the usual juice items. Plus I got some tums since my tummy was giving me a hard time and I checked out hair products to see what to do with my Mamma's hair and mine too. So after I browse and peep around for a bit. I'm ready to check out.


I waddle on up to the check out. I'm small, I'm short so shut up lol. So there is this crazy girl working there. She got thick pop bottle glasses and her head look like a Mohawk and Peacock hooked up and made a mutant baby offspring o_O *shutters* ech!

I don't really like her. And here's why. One night I was in there and had the little basket filled with stuff and she's like you have to take it out of the basket. Now we are both in arms length of each other maybe even less. And the basket is big enough to take up what little counter space they've got!! THE HELL......now am I getting paid??? NO. She goin share some of her paycheck with me if I do this strenuous task?? FUCK NO!! Pissed me off. Then I noticed she does this to everybody but she feel like she's in charge. She got that I'mma Mini-Dictator waiting to happen syndrome with the Neapolitan attitude. Yea, yea.


So today she was overly sweet. It's like THE FUCK IS THIS WITCHCRAFT???? ~_O

So she asks me if I wanted to buy some M&Ms candy this morning.

It's 9 o'clock. I'm in my jammies why do I want candy?? I want McDonalds *switches booty like Eddie Murphy did*

Unf Unf (>_< )

♪McDonalds♪

Oh– O_O sorry bout that ^_^


I guess my expression was so expressionless she decided to continue her banter:

If you buy some candy and we sell like a gazillion my boss said he's gonna gives us a PIZZA PARTY =D.



So I'm thinking:

1.) HOW THE FUCK OLD ARE YOU?? 12??
2.) AM I FIN TO GET SOME PIZZA?? Am I invited to the muthafuckin party???? PROBABLY THE HELL NOT


Now I'm PISSED

!


So I say NO THANX maybe later if I come back down here.


Then her overly confident determined persistent ass just threw me…

She says:

Well Easter is coming up this weekend and you can buy it for your kids Easter baskets and finish fillin them up....


I DON'T HAVE KIDS—

It wasn't the fact she was tryna say I looked or dressed Mommy like.

BITCH ARE YOU IMPLYING that because I live in the hood, I can't afford to have my kids Easter basket done on time?? OH HELL NAW T_T

So by this time 2 people hopped in line behind me. Lol


She then says:

Oh well, I KNOW YOUR FRIENDS GOT KIDS RIGHT?? =D buy them some candy!!



O_O


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HELL YEA MY FRIENDS GOT KIDS AND I AIN'T BUYIN THEM LIL MUTHAFUCKERS SHIT!!! THEY UNGRATEFUL!!


So with that she bagged my shit and I swiftly left with an attitude. Felt sorry for the guy behind me though. I think he thought a domestic was about to break out or something lol.

But it pissed me off that you're determined to work and bust your ass for pizza at my expense. And I'm not getting any pizza, and I don't really like M&Ms all like that. If they not taking they clothes off to kick it to UM SEXY & I KNOW THIS by LMFAO—I'm not interested!! But when I say no, I mean no. Then she had the nerve to insult me twice!! Make that thrice.


See my mama always said a dog will need it's tail more than once. But they forget that shit. Maybe if she had been a little nicer and less conniving I woulda said ok, been mad, but ok. We all remember them days fighting for our right to Pizza Par-tay. But I'm not going to work and bust my ass and get nothing. I don't do other peoples jobs nor do I clean up they mess. You grown you do it ya-damn-self. Plus if you ain't my child THEN THAT'S AN IMMEDIATE HELL TO THE NO.

Now she'd be the same ho who will be ignoring me or giving me a hard ass time after she got ER greedy gut full of pizza...

Smh!!


Damn saditty bougie ghetto Walgreens.


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The Players Club

This is like my all time favorite quote of the whole movie :D lol. If you haven't seen it you need to!! And if you're like me haven't seen it in awhile, I suggest you digg it out!


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Dollar Bill: Stripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women, walking around, dancing, working, living, in the nude. Bucked Nakeds! You could see their public hairs. This white man went from village to village to seek out these bootiful black women, watching them perform, in the nude. TITTIES! Asses. Free. White man got an idea. He figure he go back to Europe and start the same type of business, taking away from our black women, trying to get them white bithches to dance the same identical way, huh? But to no avail. Wasn't no shame in our black women walking around BUCKED NAKED! So he went over to Europe and tried the same thang. Them white bitches told that white man the must bootiful words you ever want to hear in our profession.

Ebony: What did she say?

Dollar Bill: Baby, them white bitches looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, "Fuck that. Pay me!" Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent.

Ebony: When can I start?

Dollar Bill: Immediately.



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I Hate Driving—

I hate driving. I honestly do. I was forced into it number 1. 2 had a car wreck & 3 after all the hell and bullshit I'm missing the supposed excitement from driving.


That's all everyone said! Once you learn you'll be happy and it's like paradise having your own freedom and sparkles & fairies & shit.


Imma be real, it's fucked up. Get a chauffeur and call it a day. It's more of a headache than anything. And the best time a day to go out 11 o'clock at night. Reason being all the McFucktards and Douchewaffles are at home THANK GOD, and it's peaceful, you can drive, there's no rushing, tailgating, or fucking stop signs or pedestrians.

People who have no job, never seen a job and ain't got shit to do. WHY ARE YOU PUSSYFOOTING AROUND??? You're the number one issue in why there's traffic dammit. Stay your ass at home. You want some air go to the airport and play on the Tarmac ok!

Old people, why. If you know you're spose to be in at 4pm. WHY are you on any street that's a non-residential place with a speed limit over 25????? Stay at home like you spose to!! Or go to the park, feed the pigeons and sit there and try to figure out who the fuck you are. There was like 10 cars in front of me all going 10mph and the douchewaffle behind me is blaring their horn at me like it's my fault.

THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO?? Wave my homo wand around and as for the Jetsons' pimped out space craft?? If not I can call up David Bowie's Space Oddity Public Transport—oh yea that'll get the job done right???


Then


Those of you that decide you want to merge into traffic. Don't cut people off. Coz then when your shit gets busted or fucked up, it's everybody's fault but yours.

Like today this bitch gonna block off oncoming traffic. Guy over there decides to cross the double line and come into the lane I was in. Car in front of me swerves around them. Oh no bitch with her muthafuckin escalade decides to cut me off and dart into traffic. So if I had hit her she would hit crazybutt from oncoming traffic and I woulda got pounded from the back from the OTHER 6 BILLION CARS THAT WAS BEHIND ME!!!!


But it would be my fault and and my fault only. I did not flag her on to come into traffic. No motion or gesture of any kind. However if I hit her dumbass Cadillac I would be wrong and she would want a PIMP MY RIDE make over!!



Like the fuck!! Get yawl life together. And like no its not about the holiday it's crowded like its a HOLIDAY EVERYDAY!! I mean traffic sucks here and it's so fucked up!!


Maybe this is why I wanted to move to New York..... Catch the damn subway or taxi. Smh


God you don't know how pissed I was. I actually ended up getting a migraine and needed to take a break and breathe and count to Satan before I came into the house. It makes no kinda sense!!

And like fuck all that bullshit about that's the way it is. You top flight police douches get off your lazy asses and put down the damn donuts and we could get some civilized results.


America needs to stop letting stupid people breed.

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Psychology ≠ Ass Whoopin

Now I'm not lie and say I love neither but I'm not the type to argue over dumb shit. I rather eliminate your ass and call it damn day OK!!


Ahem.


Anyway I found it funny. What did I find so amusing??


Well my mom's been having a bunch of problems with Medicare. YES MY MAMA OLD, STFU OK!

But yea, so she's having problems. So last week I went and got her meds and it's damn near $500. Ridiculous!! I know!! So when she gets pissed shes like Madea kick someones asses a couple times, shoot now shoot some more, QUICKER THE WAR—Quicker the PEACE type chick. She called all around and was pitching a bitch. And she had the right to.


So little Mz. 4-eyes at the Pharmacy think she so cute she do bad. That Lil HO pisses me off when I called in my mama's prescription she said we had already done so and this happen and no ones paying for this and that and all this cockamamie bullshit. CRAZY!!


Anyway my mama called up some people and finally got a helping hand. Being that she had brain surgery and doesn't still fully understand some things. And my dad died before he had a chance to go through Obama UrgiCare H-OMO healthscare. I dunno hell I'm 25 by time I reach my 60s there'll be aliens roaming the earth happily kicking human ass lol. So the guy worked with her and called up the pharmacy.


So tonight (4/3/12), well earlier this evening I called in her prescription. She doesn't do well with voice message and telephone prompts. So Mz. I'm-Black-and-I-Got-8-degrees-in-Basket-Weaving answered the phone and I said I needed to fill a prescription and pick it up TANITE(!!).

So this girl says to me you never picked up the last prescriptions. And they're here it's medicine AB & medicine CZ.

What the fuck, I'm sorry??? I already pick that up last week!

She then says well what about medicine CZ??

THAT GOT PICKED UP LAST WEEK TOO!!!


And what pissed me off is this colored girl goes and "tattles on me and asks Ms. 4-eyes.


WHO THE F—


So she gets back on the phone after they argue for about 5mins like oh well you'll be getting a refund for those. Anyway we close at 8 O'CLOCK and the medicine TL (what I called in today), medicine AB & medicine CZ will be ready and—


AYE AYE AYE LOOK HERR LOOK HERR!!! All I want is medicine TL ok Tee-Elle, TL.


What she do?? She sucks her teeth and gets huffy. Then I did he pissed becoz she already reminds me of shelter girl -_-


So I run down....in the car, to the pharmacy. And not only do they rarely have anybody in the whole fucking RITE AID there's never rarely a "line." After standing there for a good 5mins, Ms. 4-eyes asks me what I needed. I told her I was there to pick up a prescription. And she's like oh—eh I'm almost done with it.

So while I'm waiting the top flight security guard is talking some dumb shit to the colored girl gettin her all hott, bothered and horny. Giggling like he's the next funniest thing behind toast. And I'm like why?? Why the fuck....just—

*sigh*

Why???



So when Ms. 4-eyes finally gets her act together. She talks about a refund and wanted to act like she didn't remember what the hell was going on. That stupid act you know that people play?? Yea that. So not only could her dumb ass not give a refund I had to play that game twice with her -_- like who hires these incompetent people??? The college degree and fancy paper is not helping their brain become smarter or stops their dumbass from doing dumb shit. That's like trying to make a prostitute a virgin. The hell?!



So afterwards she's super sweet with me. Like the only reason we gave HER (referring to my mom) a refund was because someone fom some OTHER PHARMACY CALLED AND SAID SHE HAD A Rx CARD .......


Did yawl pick up on it??

She said that sweetly and shit at first. Then it turned into this evil baby doll anime bitch ass ATTITUDE.

I'm like


OH REALLY?? Didn't know that



Then she got pissed, I could tell her face pinched tight in a twinge. And she says well NO ONE EVER TOLD US SHE HAD ONE OF THEM CARDS AND NEXT TIME YOU NEED TO TELL US.


So I'm pissed and to keep from burning some shit down I'm like yea ok whatever THANK YOU!!!



Now the last time I was there was in December or January. My mom needed all her meds filled. So I go there and not only was this 4-eyed bitch being money hungry like a Strip Club Veteran, she's fucked up.

I asked her then did she need to see the cards. And I pulled them out to show her. She cuts me off and says NO, WE GOT EM IN THE SYSTEM and walks the fuck off.




Imma need them to create a bitch slap or report a ho for bitchassness hotline coz I don't understand sometimes what's wrong with people.

1.) if you hate your job so much—QUIT IT!! I doubt anybody's forcing you to "work against your will" and apparently you don't know how to appreciate things or show some damn gratitude.


2.) just coz you're having a fucked up day doesn't mean you bring everybody else down shit we all got our own problems and don't. We'd yours to fuck it up or fuck up what could've been a good day.

3.) if you have to work that job then dammit you best smile your ass off everyday like you've never smiled before and will never smile again tomorrow. And learn some damn manners and etiquette.

4.) and since you complaining how much you hate it, trade it!! Give me or all the other UNEMPLOYED, LAID OFF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WORK your job. & you take your 5 degrees and 20 minors and shove them up your whining complaining bitch ass.


Like do a push up or something! Hell go play in traffic, find something worth while to bitch about.


Anyways sorry got off topic. What made me mad was this chick is looking at my fantabulous styled tackiness. And is not only judging me skin color wise and neighborhood/environment wise (we live in the hood). She's assuming I'm illiterate and stupid and is going to use psychology on me to fuck with my head. So I can kick your ass too without physically putting my hands on you.


What I do?? I used reverse psychology on her and walked the fuck away from her. Like bitch you're just a peon and will always be a peon. I don't need keys to know I'm somebody. I don't need a piece of CARD STOCK to know I'm intelligent. And I don't need some prissy ass HO reminding me I live in the hood.


Now I'll admit when I was in college I didn't see a need for psychology or any of that stuff. Made no sense to me. I don't want to study people, they frustrate me enough opening their mouths and letting the stupid sounds come out. However, I'm glad I did have it even if I did only get a D out of it.


I wasn't shocked that she tried to do that, it's not the first time. But I was pissed she was mad. Because someone dug in her Lil ass. Don't get an attitude with me because you didn't do your motherfucking job correctly. No one should be forced to do your job and let alone do it for free while you get paid. Oh he'll no, bitch I want my cut if I have to do your job for you.


So with all that rant being said. Sometimes it's for the best to know something's. You can deal with situations better that way. And psychology can be a good resource in the prevention of a Super Pimp Slap Attack Special like you see in the movies and animes ^_^.


But don't let dumb people take advantage of you. Just because someone from Unicorn Candy Mountain told them they were smart or FUCKING SUPER—doesn't mean they are.


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Walgreens

So yea I almost forgot to tell you guys lol.


Anyway theres been this guy that works at the Walgreens in the neighborhood. That seems to have an interest in me. And I'm not really that interested but he seemed to have tuned down the aggressiveness and doesn't act so creepery.

I dunno I'm sorry guys, but I like aggression just not when I'm first meeting someone or meeting a guy. I get tense and defensive and my immediate thought is creeper. Plus my "not so good run ins with men" doesn't help much either. I know, I know I'm like a train wreck waiting to happen.


Anyway. It seemed like I always was in the Walgreens on a Wednesday evening or night and he would flirt and I'd try to make eye contact with the candy that's a foot about my feet lol. So one particular Wednesday he said he can't wait to see me next Wednesday because I made his night and he was smiling so I had to chuckle like what a strange cookie he is lol.





So the night of the Pharmacy issue I went to the Walgreens to pick up some soda pop & Häagen Dazs Mango Sorbet. Good stuff right. And he got so happy and smiled. That I noticed but I was so caught up in my battle of what happened I was half paying attention and when he spoke to me. I realized then I still lived in reality and had to turn around to see who it was I unsubconsciously spoke to. That word will be in the dictionary next year lol. So he says hey what are toying here today's Tuesday. Tuesday?? What's that?? And then I realized I avoided him so long I gives my inner clock and calendar knew to avoid Wednesdays ONLY but it was either night time traffic, Walgreens or the good corner store lol. Then he said here I am hoping for another Wednesday to see you and you're here on Tuesday. Switchin it up on me huh?? And he laughed.


But in it all I couldn't help but smile and giggle because that corny joke was kinda nice.

Then of course all hell broke loose. And the kiddie me who has ADD & ADHD saw this Lil squishy koala bear toy that was not only cute and felt nice and cost a $1!! But get this—HE LIGHTED UP TOO!!


And with my goofy retarded self I got all happy and interested wondering if there were cuties like him in that nostalgic toy aisle.

I guess the silly smile and happiness I had on my face intrigued him enough to rhetorically ask me if I liked bright things.

And for a moment in my embarrassment I looked up at him he's like 6' something. Smiling down at me. I'm in befuddled and confluzzled. But I couldn't help but smile like a ridiculous 5 year old who was told they're getting a year supply of ice cream and birthday cake for dinner.


Then I caught myself and realized how much a klutz I was being and lowered my head in shame while I powered walked to the toy aisle. Unfortunately they were in the Easter aisle and only had pink and purple critters. I wanted a blue squishy :(.

But I was happy and felt good. I dunno maybe it was the attention he gave me. Or maybe it was because he saw a side of me I usually don't let show too often. I like things that are cute and kawaii and I start to squeal like a baby over them lol can't help it. That's just the way I am.


But for once, I was actually kinda happy I went there instead. Usually I just hate going period but this time I was happy.



So April might not be soo bad after all right?? I got hit on twice XD



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Woke Up Happy :D

You know I like to say that I sit at home everyday doing nothing, living the good life and doing whatever the fuck I want just to spite myself—

And to piss off the people who do nothing but whine and complain about having a job, money and a relationship.......WOW, sucks for you lol


I went to bed last night before 12am woke up at 11:30am today :D got to eat chocolate candies for breakfast—KitKats to be exact and watch my favorite tv shows while I blog my cute ginormous kardashian ass off!!

If that's not epic I don't know what IS!!



So take a wild guess who woke up happy today???

IT'S ME!!

Up TOP!!

*hi5*

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Lol


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Just 1 Of Them Days

So here is an excerpt of the frustration I went through to get the website together for everybody lol. Ehh this can be used for giggle material now—I GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!! Not quite like Janet Jackson but close enough o(^▽^)o hahahaa


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You ever have one of those days?? Like nothing goes right, everything seems to be breaking down or the worlds against you???


Now you ever have one of them days you knew things were going to be fucked up from the beginning?????

Yea I got that second one today. So like you all know April we alway have some issue. Whether its computer related or iPhone related or some freak of nature related. Last year not only did my comp fuck up on me but got my Facebook taken away!!


Anyways—Ahem.

I've been trying real hard to get this the blog & everything together. Been writing posts for you guys irregardless and trying to keep it up. LIKE WHEN THE HELL DID TECHNOLOGY BECOME SO FUCKING HARD DIFFICULT??

It's easier finding a G-SPOT!! And lemme tell you that's a difficult task!! DAMN.

I'm agitated. They tell me 3 days it's been 3 days. If its going to take 4 or 5 or 20 days, SAY SO DAMMIT!! Don't be fuckin with my emotions. All these 404 ERRORS and Oops I'm sorrys. You're not the UPS man. I don't want to see a post it. Neither do my babies (meaning you all). I want to see my blog, I want some bonifide results ok??


But when I think back I had a similar problem last year. But it wasn't as bad. And it resolved/fixed itself in good time frame. But damn really?? I didn't know it was this serious!!!


I swear to yawl I'm going to have white hair like Halle Berry did in Xmen before I reach my 30th Birthday!! I hate stress and it makes me angry and when I get angry—I need a nap and some alone time.

Ehhh I'll wait it out and see what happens & if theres no new change by the weekend or Monday. All hell is gonna break loose and there will be no more google. It will be called HOP lemme find and fix the problem HELLO!!


I'll give you the answer and exclude all that hocus pocus MIT, Technical lingo baby!! You know mama will handle it right!!!


Well it's breakfast time and still got a lot to deal with today. Smh damn shame. TRAGIC—even!


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Jive Talkin'

So in the midst of looking for more topics er, or well "labels" for you all to expand our horizon. I googled different topics for blogging. I love to blog, and enjoy it quite much. However OMG have you seen those boring topics???


How to this and How to that! POLITICS!! And hot topic this and new fashionista/fashionisto that over there. And my opinion is right because I'm always right dammit.


Like OMG!! They made a medicine for you crazies to solve your whining and bitching it's called SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


I'm being honest. And I'm say what you're afraid to say. Look if Obama pops up on the tv I'm flicking the channel. It could be a state of emergency, there could be a bomber in my house.....No I don't want to hear a cute anecdotal story or my fellow Americans. Mit Romney, The Grinch due and whoever else. They show me no interest and have yet corrected my problem.

Want me to vote?? Pay my motherfuckin student loans off and then we can talk.


Trust me use that "what's in it for me?" attitude. It make decision making much easier and things a lot clearer.


And the whole hot topics. Oh lawd. Why do we have Inside Edition, Access Hollywood, Perez Hilton & Wendy Williams for of you're going to repeat, paraphrase and throw in you're nickels worth??

It's like the telephone game. Not only does the story get chopped and screws along the way it turns out to be something completely different!!

You say I love to spend my Saturday's eating pizza while I watch Beelzebub, Retro Batman and a movie with my family.....

When you get that repeated back to you it's

Shoebox-Moon-Pie-BandAid hehehehehehee.


What the fuck?? Just don't no—keep it to yourself if you must discuss it get a reliable source and don't paraphrase or plague rise it's not nice. Ok?? Ok—



Documentaries and Educational crap. Look it's boring. I'm yawning and getting a migraine at the thought of all the boring things.

Thus is why Rabbit does not talk about such said things!! Makes me yawn, sleepy and very disinterested.


So I talk about things I like, things that are interesting or unusual. And different situations I've gone through, learned from and seen. And give out help in those areas that those so called gurus can't give any advice on.


This is a FUN ONLY ZONE!!! And if you learned something new or can take something with you or even share it with a friend or family member that'll make me happy =].



So call it what you may!! It maybe jibberish or cockamamie BULLSHIT. I don't care. If it sucked you wouldn't be reading it right?? LOL.

I call it Jive Talkin and ain't no jive turkey gonna tell me otherwise ;D ahahahahaaa




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