I'm Really Confuckedup Right Now

So, I'm watching the news and they made mention about these local teens who got suspended for this crazy dance. Which they happen to show a clip of and it was blurred more than a Japanese Porno. I'm all like WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! My mom's like they were dirty dancing. THE FUCK THAT MEAN?!!

I wait for the bullshit because I wanted to know. So the high school in question who will remain nameless suspended 12 or so students for doing the Harlem Shake. So I'm like how the hell is that possible?? I mean what asshole principal and adults are we now dealing with?? They never did show the whole video and I felt inept to Google it and didn't even get an answer basically.

I head on over to YouTube and I search and found the song and it sounded nothing more to me than a usual club song or one you could possibly hear in a tittie bar, not a strip club. Then I decided to check out this other video and everyone in there are dressed up in crazy costumes and humping mid-air. I hate to say 3 out of 4 were virgins lol. Then when they really got into the dance I'm like DAFUQ AM I WATCHING?!?! As I sat there in confusement and trying to understand I mutter the following words:

IN MY DAY, WHEN I WAS KID, THIS IS NOT HOW WE DID THE HARLEM SHAKE!

You all don't know how old I felt, saying those words. NO LESS, how messed up I was at that point in time. Even crazier, I couldn't see how the kids got suspended. Then I had to think when I was there age the Harlem Shake was different, and probably so for the two decades prior to my growing up too! So I came to a small understanding. I still feel old as shit for saying that though.....

BUT SERIOUSLY.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORCERY OF BULLSHIT CALLED DANCING?!?!?!?!