Huh, Is That So??

Well I will admit that I love my pacifier it was by far the best sucking thing ever in this lifetime!! But then as lollipops go, my favorites are dum-dums they're small and I can also bite them :D. But honestly if a lolli didn't have a treat in the middle that made the effort of breaking the shit of it up worth it then I wasn't interested in any way or form. Popsicles ..they're too messy and the flavors are very displeasurable. So thus after the pacifier days, I no longer became interested in sucking anything that wasn't beneficial.

Does that make me a lesbian????